Which animals you think you could beat in a fight

[Streetcar]

That’s what you call a tall tale …
More recently referred to as B.S.

He was going down fighting and got in lucky bite on adult grizzly

 

[rekees4300]

That’s what you call a tall tale …
More recently referred to as B.S.

Tale or Tail?

 

[DarkBlack]

Tale or Tail?

…sure… sounds totally believable, a guy killed a healthy adult grizzly bear in a fight by biting it’s jugular vein.
I’m not one to get distracted, by facts of them having 2 jugular veins, a thick hide that dull human teeth would have a hard time even penetrating, or the fact that the human jaw doesn’t open up wide enough to allow our teeth to contact a diameter the size of a grizzly’s neck…, the bear staying still for the guy to go for the kill bite on it’s neck….
I’ve seen people who can’t even bite into a large apple because it contacts their nose and chin….
but ya still gotta believe it. Of course there were no witnesses.

 

[MossRoad]

I think the guy's name was Fess Parker.

 

[Eagle1]

…sure… sounds totally believable, a guy killed a healthy adult grizzly bear in a fight by biting it’s jugular vein.
I’m not one to get distracted, by facts of them having 2 jugular veins, a thick hide that dull human teeth would have a hard time even penetrating, or the fact that the human jaw doesn’t open up wide enough to allow our teeth to contact a diameter the size of a grizzly’s neck…, the bear staying still for the guy to go for the kill bite on it’s neck….
I’ve seen people who can’t even bite into a large apple because it contacts their nose and chin….
but ya still gotta believe it. Of course there were no witnesses.
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I could kill one if he choked to death on some body part....

 

[MossRoad]

I could kill one if he choked to death on some body part....

 

[DarkBlack]

I could kill one if he choked to death on some body part....

Like this tale?

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[kenmbz]

Carry a big stick ?

 

[Jstpssng]

Carry a big stick ?

Sure. With a 5 round mag.

 

[shooterdon]

Sure. With a 5 round mag.

My big stick only holds 3 rounds in the magazine. .300 Win Mag.