You Know You Are Old When

[Fuddyduddy1952]

What could this Swedish girl do to improve her looks?

 

[scootr]

Ohhh i don't know, mabe just .... Come a little closer

 

[bigtiller]

Mow my lawn wearing a bikini.

 

[masseyrider]

What could this Swedish girl to improve her looks?
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Prove she doesn't have testicles and isn't a lesbian.

 

[scootr]

Mow my lawn wearing a bikini.

Yeah, then make me a sandwich.

 

[masseyrider]

Yeah, then make me a sandwich.

She's not designed for such mundane chores.

 

[masseyrider]

damn it! Now i want a sandwich.

 

[Jstpssng]

The ring in any body part when it gets hung up an immovable object, like a fence.

That's just what I think of when I see them. Also, I've never been a fighter but if the need arose I know where my first fist would land.

I still think it's their body though.
I remember attending some farm safety class years ago and the instructor told of two brothers working on a piece of equipment with the PTO running. One got caught, the other leaned over to help and caught his ponytail... instantly scalping him.

 

[Jstpssng]

damn it! Now i want a sandwich.

I want... something!

 

[scootr]

She's not designed for such mundane chores.

Therein lies a problem.