You Know You Are Old When

[Fuddyduddy1952]

What could this Swedish girl do to improve her looks?

 

[scootr]

Ohhh i don't know, mabe just .... Come a little closer

 

[bigtiller]

Mow my lawn wearing a ******.

 

[masseyrider]

What could this Swedish girl to improve her looks?
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Prove she doesn't have testicles and isn't a lesbian.

 

[scootr]

Mow my lawn wearing a ******.

Yeah, then make me a sandwich.

 

[masseyrider]

Yeah, then make me a sandwich.

She's not designed for such mundane chores.

 

[masseyrider]

damn it! Now i want a sandwich.

 

[Jstpssng]

The ring in any body part when it gets hung up an immovable object, like a fence.

That's just what I think of when I see them. Also, I've never been a fighter but if the need arose I know where my first fist would land.

I still think it's their body though.
I remember attending some farm safety class years ago and the instructor told of two brothers working on a piece of equipment with the PTO running. One got caught, the other leaned over to help and caught his ponytail... instantly scalping him.

 

[Jstpssng]

damn it! Now i want a sandwich.

I want... something!

 

[scootr]

She's not designed for such mundane chores.

Therein lies a problem.

 

[masseyrider]

Therein lies a problem.

I'll be happy to accept her for what I hope she is.

 

[George2615]

What could this Swedish girl do to improve her looks?
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Can't see much from the pic. She'd need to pop out of the screen and sit on my lap for me to make a better assessment.

 

[Alan W.]

What about that a Swedish dishwasher and I thought they were all made in China now.

 

[Oaktree]

AND a hog ring stuck in the nose!

I beg to differ. The ring in the lip is worse.

I beg to differ, rings in eyebrows are the absolute worst.

Seems to me that any of those would be, if not painful at least uncomfortable. Never really got the whole body piercing thing.

 

[masseyrider]

Seems to me that any of those would be, if not painful at least uncomfortable. Never really got the whole body piercing thing.

The worst are Labia and nipple. Nough said.

 

[scootr]

The worst are Labia and nipple. Nough said.

No experience with those

 

[ultrarunner]

AND a hog ring stuck in the nose!

Very common with the under 25 employees here...

Otherwise very capable and attractive but for the mosaic tattoos and piercings.

One young lady said it was the only time she got into a fight with her father... he forbid it except single ear ring pierce in each ear at 16.

Her reply is I'm 21, supporting myself and paying my own way...

I asked her why her dad forbid it and she said he thinks it makes me look cheap and also said later she could very well regret a body full of ink..

 

[jyoutz]

Very common with the under 25 employees here...

Otherwise very capable and attractive but for the mosaic tattoos and piercings.

One young lady said it was the only time she got into a fight with her father... he forbid it except single ear ring pierce in each ear at 16.

Her reply is I'm 21, supporting myself and paying my own way...

I asked her why her dad forbid it and she said he thinks it makes me look cheap and also said later she could very well regret a body full of ink..

Because those tattoos sure look good after someone ages a bit. Not.

 

[not2old]

I miss those old floor vents in vehicles. Yeah, I know everything's air conditioned now, but personally I prefer the vents.

My 1990 F250 can be very comfortable just using the fresh air vent. My 2014 CTS_V, not so much, and my 2018 Grand Cherokee is totally intolerable. Who says progress is an improvement.

 

[sixdogs]

My 1990 F250 can be very comfortable just using the fresh air vent. My 2014 CTS_V, not so much, and my 2018 Grand Cherokee is totally intolerable. Who says progress is an improvement.

As well, my 1997 Ford F250 truck doesn't really need A/C. The vents keep it cool enough plus the upright windshield cuts down on heat from the sun.