You Know You Are Old When

[airbiscuit]

My Dad used to say

"You can't trust anyone any more. The other day, I trusted my a$$ to a fart, and I $hit my pants"

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Walmart

 

[Sigarms]

Given so of the outfits you can see at Walmart, I actually find that one less disturbing....

 

[Topzide]

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Sharted! It happens.

 

[garry1p]

OUCH
That stinks

 

[bigtiller]

It's a common accident with people suffering with Crohn's disease.

 

[BravoXray]

I wonder what he's shopping for?
Underwear, shorts and baby wipes, I hope.

 

[airbiscuit]

Pressure Washer

 

[MossRoad]

The ones we had didn't have a plastic clip for attaching the wing to the body. Instead, it has a curved slit thru the body, and you'd slide the wing thru it. It was actually a nice design, because it gave the wing a shape that seemed to improve lift.

They seem to run $3/ea now, when bought in packs of 5 or 6 planes. I couldn't find the ones we had recently, with the curved wing slot, but they were very similar to these.

Amazon.com

Yeah, I've had all sorts of different models.

 

[Mendonsy]

You know you are old when you go to a lab for blood tests and the receptionist and nurse both greet you by your first name.