You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #3,961  
I worked with a guy that EVERY MORNING would get a hot cup of coffee AND a honey bun from the vending machine and head to “his office” as we all called it, FOR 45 MINUTES.!! EVERY DAY.!!
You could set your watch by it.. (ick)

Ick is right! I hate having office time while I am work. Needs be needs, but I'm coffee regular and would much rather handle business in the comforts of my own personal retreat at home... even if I have to fight for time with 3 kids and a wife.

.... Then there's my boss who's former military - You know he's in one of the stalls at work because the moment someone opens the bathroom door he performs a curtesy flush.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,962  
I absolutely hate going into public restrooms, every time I do I wish I had on rubber boots. The old saying of "stand close it is shorter than you think" very much applies because the floors are usually standing in fresh pi$$.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,963  
YKYO when you wake up and have the discussion about the time being wrong on some of the clocks, then the discussion ends with realizing it those new self setting clocks.
Didn't lose any sleep over it, but some of the clocks read that I did.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,964  
I absolutely hate going into public restrooms, every time I do I wish I had on rubber boots. The old saying of "stand close it is shorter than you think" very much applies because the floors are usually standing in fresh pi$$.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,965  
I absolutely hate going into public restrooms, every time I do I wish I had on rubber boots. The old saying of "stand close it is shorter than you think" very much applies because the floors are usually standing in fresh pi$$.
By far the women’s restroom here have the lions share of problems compared to mens.

That said the tile floor under the mens urinals starts each day spotless and after a hour or so it’s wet…
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,967  
I thought about cleaning remote campsites in the North Maine Woods when I retired. It would keep me in the woods and maybe do some fishing at night.

Then I remembered what slobs people can be, especially when they aren't the one's cleaning the outhouse. I won't call them pigs because I won't insult the Porcine species.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,968  
I presume most of it is "feminine products" being flushed that shouldn't be?
You would be correct…

Plus if there is one piece of tissue on the floor it’s environmental services complaint.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #3,970  
Those outhouses can be brutal!
The farm got indoor toilet in the 1930’s but still had the outhouse until the mid 70’s because you were not going into the house with stable clothes per grandma!
 

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