You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #4,821  
I don't keep candy, cookies or ice cream around because it disappears. I allow myself one candy bar per month.
Unfortunately my favorite-Milky Way Dark- isn't sold in many stores.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,822  
Ok...be honest...how many can down a pound of chocolate while watching a movie?
I can...although wife says "you pig!!!".
Then how many can't wait until April 22 when Easter candy is half-price?
Holiday chocolate is on par with wax.
Buy a quality bar and enjoy it.(y)
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,823  
I don't keep candy, cookies or ice cream around because it disappears. I allow myself one candy bar per month.
Unfortunately my favorite-Milky Way Dark- isn't sold in many stores.
I allow myself one candy bar a week, a Milky Way Dark chocolate if the Speedway has one when I gas up on Saturday.
I think I have one rattling around in the console in the Suburban from a couple of weeks ago when they were two for $3.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,826  
As you get into your senior years you notice you are getting forgetful and start worrying about getting Alzheimer's

So for all you old farts, next time you loose your keys think about this and relax.

The difference between dementia and Alzheimer's, with dementia you forget where put your keys, with Alzheimer's you don't know you have any keys.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,827  
I eat 24 g of 86% Ghirardelli dark chocolate every morning, it cuts my essential tremors by half. Also, the only one that doesn't have any heavy metals in it.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,828  
I eat 24 g of 86% Ghirardelli dark chocolate every morning, it cuts my essential tremors by half. Also, the only one that doesn't have any heavy metals in it.
Thank you for your support…

Ghirardelli has a plant nearby and if the breeze is right the scent of chocolate is very noticeable…

The factory also serves ice cream at its small cafe 7 days a week.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #4,829  
My male Dr. Banana Fingers retired a year ago, replaced by a young female. I thought finally, after 30 years, small hands for my prostate exam. "Oh...we don't recommend that after you're 72" she said.
... and you weren't able to convince her to at least check for hernia?
 

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