You Know You Are Old When

[garry1p]

My wife decided to get box it up and put in some china from my mom that she likes better.... but I'll bet we never use that, either.

That's a female thing and they never get over it.

I asked my wife "Why do you have so many clothes"?
She said same reason you have so many screwdrivers.

Doesn't pay to ask, YKYO when you figure that out

 

[Alan46]

That's a female thing and they never get over it.

I asked my wife "Why do you have so many clothes"?
She said same reason you have so many screwdrivers.

Doesn't pay to ask, YKYO when you figure that out

Wowza, she got you!!!

 

[airbiscuit]

You're lucky she didn't ask, "Why do you have so many guns".

 

[BravoXray]

YKYO when you use the BX to haul water softener salt down to the walk-out basement door, rather than carrying it down the stairs 2 bags at a time.

 

[airbiscuit]

Do you drive through the patio doors?

 

[Jstpssng]

Do you drive through the patio doors?

Only if he forgets to put the rear weight on.

 

[Jstpssng]

I must not be so old... I don't even know who Harv was. Yet I still enjoy his contribution every year... it's a classic.

https://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/threads/harvs-holiday-classic.298213/

 

[BravoXray]

Do you drive through the patio doors?

Nope, I have a walk out basement, and the snow was deep enough I wasn't sure if my 2WD F150 would make it through the snow in the back yard, so I just loaded the salt into the BX's bucket and it plowed through the snow just fine.

 

[Oaktree]

My wife had a great aunt that told her there were other fish in the sea (referring to me). The aunt died. I got her china!

Now, after 30 years of it sitting in our china hutch, never been used by us once, just decoration, I wonder who had the last laugh; me or the aunt!

My wife decided to get box it up and put in some china from my mom that she likes better.... but I'll bet we never use that, either.

Fortunately, mine has never done the "good china" thing, at least in the time I've known her. Still doesn't stop her from periodically getting new sets of dishes "for variety" that get rotated with the other 7 sets we have.

 

[Engineer42]

I read that in Gomer Pyle's voice.

Lol, I did too, and added"that ain't my finger either" from a long ago joke.