Women

[masseyrider]

Do you know what “Human Trafficking” is?

Good luck, bruh. Hope the HIV tests continue to be negative….

I'll do the Orange man trick and inject bleach.

 

[Suburban Plowboy]

Here's a question for all the men: would you date an ugly, obnoxious woman because she drove a Lamborghini?

Another question: would it ever occur to you to go to a concert featuring an attractive female singer and throw your dirty underwear on the stage while she was singing?

Women are different. Don't let anyone lie to you.

 

[masseyrider]

Do you know what “Human Trafficking” is?

Good luck, bruh. Hope the HIV tests continue to be negative….

WINNING!

 

[masseyrider]

Here's a question for all the men: would you date an ugly, obnoxious woman because she drove a Lamborghini?

Another question: would it ever occur to you to go to a concert featuring an attractive female singer and throw your dirty underwear on the stage while she was singing?

Women are different. Don't let anyone lie to you.

I don't have a Lambo.

 

[jyoutz]

I don't have a Lambo.

That’s also why you are short $1700.

 

[RayIN]

Some people’s beef is with women…

Yup, they're called gay.

 

[ultrarunner]

One of the Docs 67 with no children married a 29 year old university graduate with her own business and no children through a mutual friend introduction. His friend is happily married to her older sister…

Folks said it would never last but 10 years later they are still very happy and she is extremely loyal…

One of his office girls, as he would say, was celebrating her birthday and Docs wife accepted to join them…

She thought it was all women but later declined when learned it would be mixed…

They travel, have a lovely home and enjoy skeet and target match shooting…

My only comment to the Doc was asking if it is wise to teach his wife how to shoot…?

 

[newbury]

You should always make sure your wife can handle your weapon. My little (5' tall) wife was apprehensive about shooting my Mossberg 12 gauge. But she did. She had previously had experience with .22's. So she knew the basics of weapon safety and handling a rifle. She did say the 12 gauge kicked more

 

[not2old]

Here's a question for all the men: would you date an ugly, obnoxious woman because she drove a Lamborghini?

Another question: would it ever occur to you to go to a concert featuring an attractive female singer and throw your dirty underwear on the stage while she was singing?

Women are different. Don't let anyone lie to you.

The boss says: women don't throw dirty underwear. They throw underwear that indicates to the performer that they are horny.

 

[fatjay]

My lovely wife exhibits that.
Background - she has to have the TV on when she's in the room, and I usually stay up for the 11pm news.
So last night ~10pm a show ends, she says "There's nothing on TV, I'll just got to bed"
So I turn off the TV about as she goes to change it to the TV guide channel. (dual remotes are wonderful)
She gets all huffy, and goes to bed.
I protest that she just said:

She replies from the stairs - "well maybe I didn't mean it"
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Oh god, that sounds very familiar... Fortunately there's only one remote, and I have it. She'll say she wants to go to bed, and i'll switch on my show she hates, and she'll complain. I'll say "i thought you were going to bed" and she says "i am, but not right away".