19 years MARRIED and counting I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT !!!!!

[mikim]

Wife & I celebrated 23 just yesterday...she got a topaz(birth stone) and diamond ring....I get points....to be used at a later date....works fer me.

 

[mikim]

Ask her to weld some hooks to your bucket.--------What???? you didn't BUY her a WELDER???? What kind of husband are you?

Wife's b'day is 12/15....one year I bought her a new chainsaw for her birthday and an expensive pearl necklace for Christmas.....she preferred the chainsaw. Wore it out ... hasn't worn the necklace more than once or twice.

 

[irvingj]

"Wife's b'day is 12/15....one year I bought her a new chainsaw for her birthday and an expensive pearl necklace for Christmas.....she preferred the chainsaw. Wore it out hasn't worn the necklace more than once or twice." :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Love it!! You're a very lucky man! ijk

 

[SHORT KID]

My ex wife always said " whats mine is mine, and whats yours is also mine" and after the divorce, I'm a believer.

 

[sd455dan]

I'll decide... her words, and mine:laughing:

 

[George2615]

He's just saying it took his wife 19 years to make him THINK he has it figured out?
7 years with my 1st and 32 years with my 2nd so far and I know I'll never figure it out. I do know for sure there won't be a 3rd.
All good answers though.
To the OP congrats on your 19 years.

 

[300UGUY]

Good luck with that...

 

[Bigfoot62]

I did not think married and figured out could be in the same sentence!

He's just trying to make the rest of us look bad.

 

[ESBkevin]

Women marry men thinkinh they can change them, ant they can't.

Men marry women thinking they'll never change, and they do.

Congratulations to all who have successful and lengthy marriages.

 

[Thomas]

Heck I gave up many years..years ago.