Mike_Dumond
Gold Member
Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Implants?"
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I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing
up really fast.
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Sign In Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in
value.
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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
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Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
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Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't
pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
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I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
****
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Implants?"
****
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing
up really fast.
****
Sign In Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
****
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
****
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in
value.
****
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
****
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
****
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
****
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
****
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
****
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't
pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"