Top Ten List why you just gotta use that tractor:
10) Why pick up a 50 pound bag of dog food when you've got a tractor?
9) I'm always making sure the hydraulic rams get their microthin coating of oil.
8) The grease needs to be turned over on those pins on the bucket.
7) Don't I need to circulate the oil? I thought it said to do that in the manual.
6) Two words: Trash Day!

5) You got to make sure those attachments still fit.
4) Just checking the DMLH (daily maximum lift height)
3) I didn't want my loaded tires to flat spot.
2) That mailbox is just too darn far!
And the number one reason:
1) If I don't bring it, I'm just going to end up having to walk back to get it.