Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant?

   / Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant? #21  
The worst case is when you bleed under the fingernails:eek: All the pain and non of the benifits:rolleyes:

This reminds me when I smashed my thumb at work ages ago. The company made me go to a clinic, and by that time my whole thumb nail was turning red and blue. The "doctor" at the clinic looked at it and was not quite sure what to do. I told him that when your bleeding under your nail, you drill a hole in the nail to release the pressure. He thought I was crazy. I made him get me a pointy scalpel and proceeded to drill a whole into my thumb nail. Then when I broke thru the nail, blood squirted out and you have instant relieve. He had never seen or heard of this, and I had done it numerous times growing up on a farm. Darn city doctors!
Dave
 
   / Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant? #22  
That is much easier with a drill press.
Jim
 
   / Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant? #23  
That is much easier with a drill press.
Jim
Or just a tiny drill spun in with your fingers.

A few of you worry me. After getting ripped up and smashed a few times you should start to get more careful.
 
   / Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant?
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#24  
This reminds me when I smashed my thumb at work ages ago. The company made me go to a clinic, and by that time my whole thumb nail was turning red and blue. The "doctor" at the clinic looked at it and was not quite sure what to do. I told him that when your bleeding under your nail, you drill a hole in the nail to release the pressure. He thought I was crazy. I made him get me a pointy scalpel and proceeded to drill a whole into my thumb nail. Then when I broke thru the nail, blood squirted out and you have instant relieve. He had never seen or heard of this, and I had done it numerous times growing up on a farm. Darn city doctors!
Dave

The one time I had that problem the doctor heated up a paper clip on a bunson burner, then melted the nail. Seems MUCH less painful than drilling.:thumbsup:
 
   / Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant? #25  
I have had my share of busted knuckles,however that doesn't compare to getting a finger to close to a table saw.....just ask me how I know.....
 
   / Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant? #26  
I have had my share of busted knuckles,however that doesn't compare to getting a finger to close to a table saw.....just ask me how I know.....

Ouch!
My fingers want to suck back into my hands just thinking about that.
 
   / Am I the only one who finds Blood makes the best lubricant?
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#27  
I have had my share of busted knuckles,however that doesn't compare to getting a finger to close to a table saw.....just ask me how I know.....

OUCH!! That's a little too much blood!:eek:
 

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