Yep, I love cabbage, but not that way. I recall seeing a semi load of Washington Delicious apples hit by a train, spilling apples all up and down the right-of-way. The citizenry were so helpful, they cleaned up the mess and disposed of them before the cops even got there. We hate litter. Man, were they good (the apples that is).
I was stuck behind that for a few minutes yesterday. Not too far from the spot that dump truck wedged the box into an overpass and ripped it off a couple years ago. Couldn't believe my eyes when I drove past that.