Joe_W
Silver Member
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a
man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of
events is put into motion.
(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils,
and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the
grill, drinking a cold drink.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to
the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to
the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a
man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of
events is put into motion.
(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils,
and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the
grill, drinking a cold drink.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to
the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to
the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does
the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.