Best City Names

[MoKelly]

I just read on TBN a guy was from Gun Barrel City, TX.

Around here we have names like Defiance, MO and Battlefield, MO.

Got me thinking about city names. Some are quite interesting.

What is your favorite city name?

MoKelly

 

[bmaverick]

HELL, Michigan

Because in the winter Hell does freeze over.

 

[fatjay]

We have Intercourse, PA. And Middlesex, PA.

 

[K5lwq]

Shuqualak MS. Without looking it up, how is it pronounced?

 

[bmaverick]

We have Intercourse, PA. And Middlesex, PA.

My buddy when he gets a bit drunk talks loud when we are out around the women.

He says, What's the sexiest state in the USA? In-Diana.

He then says, What state has the most prostitution? I-Da-Hoe

Then he waits for the women to react. Some just blush others get in his face about it. Then he messes with them in a debate.

 

[bcp]

"Where are you from?"

"Why."

"I'm just curious."

Bruce

 

[MoKelly]

"Where are you from?"

"Why."

"I'm just curious."

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Bruce

That is great!

Reminds me of the “Who’s on First” routine.

MoKelly

 

[bcp]

A tourist goes into a fast food restaurant in Puyallup,WA.

"How do you say the name of this place?"

"Tah-co-Bell."


Bruce

 

[MoKelly]

A tourist goes into a fast food restaurant in Puyallup,WA.

"How do you say the name of this place?"

"Tah-co-Bell."


Bruce

You are on a roll today!

 

[MapleLeafFarmer]

Moose Jaw, Sask.
Hell, Michigan
Boring, Oregon
*****, Newfoundland

 

[Citydude]

Chugwater, Wyoming

 

[bullbreaker]

Bad Axe Michigan , Apache Junction Arizona ..................

 

[RickB]

We have Intercourse, PA. And Middlesex, PA.

And Blue Ball.

 

[RickB]

Meat Camp and Bat Cave, NC.
Cowpens SC.

 

[ultrarunner]

Concrete Washington…

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Gay
Straight
Frogville
Slapout
Lone Wolf
Bowlegs
Maud
Gene Autry

Like they say, "You have to go through Bowlegs to get to Maud".

Oh, yeah...forgot Bugtussle

 

[Halftrack]

French Lick, IN hasn't been mentioned yet?

 

[ultrarunner]

Google Fugging Austria…

Fugging is the new name after a 1,000 years residents found it necessary to rename the town.

 

[MoKelly]

French Lick, IN hasn' been mentioned yet?

Only by Larry Bird!

MoKelly

 

[MoKelly]

Google Fugging Austria…

Fugging is the new name after a 1,000 years residents found it necessary to rename the town.

Ha! I just Googled. It took them 1000 years to make that decision???

You may win the prize for the best city name!!!

MoKelly