You completely missed the part about competition bikes, even warranty's where they are expressed become void the moment you use a motorcycle for competition and none of my competition bikes were made in China they include Scorpa, Yamaha and Montesa products. By your metric any motorcycles used in competition don't count towards adding credibility to a manufacturers record of building reliable motorcycles, does that make any sense to you? Right off the top, if a manufacturer wins the Dakar Rally or blows the competition away at a 24 hour endurance race :/ you aren't going to count that, you are only concerned about a high number of successful warranty claims.
You asked for an explanation of why I was laughing and you got it. Yes I was indeed clarifying the metric you were referring to for the benefit of other readers.
In my experience my HRC Montesa's and my BMW have been by far the most reliable motorcycles that I have ever owned.
Surely you aren't seriously going to contend that My BMW's proven reliability record doesn't count because my bike is 30 years old and still going strong on mostly original parts. I contend that your blanket statement
"Of all the major companies, BMW has the worse reliability." is seriously flawed.
After all that, I have to ask what you consider to be a reliable motorcycle in your experience?
and never mind the warranty nonsense, warranty's don't last as long as I expect my motorcycles should and generally do last.
P.S. please don't read this as a hostile response in any way, it wasn't intended to be argumentative. It's a beautiful day today for riding and working on motorcycles and I'm all good with that