This thread is long and I'll admit I didn't read the whole thing, so hopefully this idea hasn't already been thrown out there.
I have a car that has a kill switch system that is the most ingenious I've seen. It was a home-made system (not by me) and I don't fully understand the circuitry logic behind it. But, basically, power is cut off to the starter solenoid, and in order to get power to it, you have to complete a circuit that will give you a 30 second window to start the car. The way that you complete the circuit is the clever part. There is a wire attached to a screw under the dash, and the wire is unseen. What you do is put your finger on this screw and put another finger elsewher on a metal part of the car, such as the gear shifter. What you're doing is acting as the pass-through for the ground for the device that will allow power to be transmitted to the start solenoid. It's not much different from most kill switches, probably, but the fact the the human is the switch makes it unique.
If someone were to get in this car to try to steal it and found that turning the ignition switch did nothing, he could spend all day looking for an actual switch somewhere, not realizing that he's the switch!
Unfortunately, this thing failed after about 8 years and I had to bypass it. Someone with a decent knowledge of electrical components should be able to draw a circuit diagram rather easily, I'd think.