Bonehead Award of the year

   / Bonehead Award of the year #201  
Yesterday I needed to move some brush into the burn pit. I went to pick up my grapple on the loader SSQA. I lifted the grapple on to the SSQA hooked up the hoses. But then got distracted by a tool that fell out of the cab. Got back in the cab went to move my brush. Wouldn’t you know I forgot to lock the SSQA so the first time I tilted the grapple down it falls off the SSQA. luckily it was close enough to the ground and there was enough slack in the lines that only a hose clamp got snapped off. I am rather upset with myself.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #202  
Yesterday I needed to move some brush into the burn pit. I went to pick up my grapple on the loader SSQA. I lifted the grapple on to the SSQA hooked up the hoses. But then got distracted by a tool that fell out of the cab. Got back in the cab went to move my brush. Wouldn’t you know I forgot to lock the SSQA so the first time I tilted the grapple down it falls off the SSQA. luckily it was close enough to the ground and there was enough slack in the lines that only a hose clamp got snapped off. I am rather upset with myself.
Your self-nomination has been entered for the 2019 award. Beats dumping my chainsaw in the fire. Luckily it rolled off the pile so I wasn't able to convince myself I needed a new one.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #203  
After running into my mailbox while bush hogging I go and buy a new one. Head out on the tractor with my new mailbox still in the box in the fel, I decide I might as well bush hog a strip on my way to the mailbox. Don’t I hit the fel joystick and dump my new metal mailbox still in the box without noticing , when the bush hog hit it my first thought is what the **** did I hit then I look back and see cardboard and metal...... time to buy another mailbox. I went to a different store.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #204  
After running into my mailbox while bush hogging I go and buy a new one. Head out on the tractor with my new mailbox still in the box in the fel, I decide I might as well bush hog a strip on my way to the mailbox. Don’t I hit the fel joystick and dump my new metal mailbox still in the box without noticing , when the bush hog hit it my first thought is what the **** did I hit then I look back and see cardboard and metal...... time to buy another mailbox. I went to a different store.
Okay Dan... you are in the running too!
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #205  
After running into my mailbox while bush hogging I go and buy a new one. Head out on the tractor with my new mailbox still in the box in the fel, I decide I might as well bush hog a strip on my way to the mailbox. Don’t I hit the fel joystick and dump my new metal mailbox still in the box without noticing , when the bush hog hit it my first thought is what the **** did I hit then I look back and see cardboard and metal...... time to buy another mailbox. I went to a different store.

Hahahaha nice! :laughing:
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #206  
After running into my mailbox while bush hogging I go and buy a new one. Head out on the tractor with my new mailbox still in the box in the fel, I decide I might as well bush hog a strip on my way to the mailbox. Don’t I hit the fel joystick and dump my new metal mailbox still in the box without noticing , when the bush hog hit it my first thought is what the **** did I hit then I look back and see cardboard and metal...... time to buy another mailbox. I went to a different store.

Going to a different store is the sign of a seasoned veteran. One day, I saw our local (volunteer) fire truck racing through town with the siren on and lights blazing. A minute later, the same fire truck raced through town with the siren on and lights blazing - in the opposite direction! Later, I asked the Fire Chief what that was all about. He chuckled and said the driver was a new member, and all he heard was the fire was near Bass Lake, so off he went. There are 10+ Bass Lakes in the county, so they caught him on the radio and turned him around. The Chief then wryly added, "The more seasoned firefighters know that when you go through town a second time, you shut the siren off!"
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #207  
That fire story reminded me of a event I witnessed in the early '70s.

A fire started soon after dawn at the edge of the little town I grew up near. Seems a lady was burning her trash in a burn barrel. It had a hole in it. Well the fire got out into a swampy area and jumped across the dry cattails so no one could get to it to put it out.

The wind was blowing briskly in our direction that day. We noticed the smoke all day and were getting reports of the fire's progress. We heard the sirens that morning and figured the fire department and nearby residents would soon have it out, but as the day went on the fire was getting closer and still no report of the fire department's progress. About 4:00 pm a neighbor dropped in and said the fire had jumped the road and there was just one more open field between it and our farm. It had already burned for over a mile and a half through the swamp, forests and fields. But there was no sign of any fire fighters anywhere.

We could now see the fire. Unlike the swamp and forests, it was racing across that open field. (It was mid-March and the grass had a lot of winter-kill dead tops.) All I could think of was our farm, house and barns are next. I've never seen my dad handle a situation so calmly. He had my older brother hook up our International MD (diesel) to a scalloped wheeled disk an go and try to put out the fire. I went along to open the gate. I rode on the loader frame as we disked that fire out lickedy-split. The flames were licking the bottoms of my soles as we went. It was a fast and beautiful operation.

After we put everything away and were in the front yard reflecting on all of it we all hear weeeeoooowww, weeeeoooowww , weeeeoooowww getting closer all the time. It was the fire department...just in time?

We thought it funny them not doing anything to tackle that fire all day, then showing up after it was put out. But nothing prepared me for what we saw the next morning. Next to that swampy area is a small one-lane gravel road, partially blocking the road was a fire truck. Its nose (and front wheels) was sticking up in air some and its back end was sunk in the mud. Why anyone would try to turn around there was mind boggling. There was a fence against the road on one side and a drop off into the swamp on the other - along with some very good turn around spots within 200' in each direction and in clear sight.

Later reports had it the first department showed up that morning and immediately got hung up. Then the second department showed up and spent most of the day trying to get the first one's truck unstuck. By the time they gave up and went to put out the fire the day was mostly over, no one did any fire fighting, and the fire was put out by nonprofessionals.

Every time I think about this I can't help but think of the Keystone Cops.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #208  
dirtclodO, that sounds like what we went through at the edge of Healdton, OK when I was 10 years old. I don't recall what started the fire at the little city airport (grass runway), but the fire was moving east at a pretty good rate and it appeared that our house, barn, chicken house (and outhouse:laughing:) were in danger. The volunteer firemen showed up with the only fire truck the little town had, I opened a gate in the fence so they could go in and they barely got the fire truck through the gate when it hit some soft sand and killed the engine. They could not get it restarted, so I passed out tow sacks (also known as burlap bags) which we dipped in the cows' water trough and we all fought fire with wet tow sacks to save the house, barn, AND the fire truck. And after the fire truck was no longer needed, it started easily.:laughing:
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #209  
I read a story about an oil well blowout/fire in Texas. They called in the fabled red Adair to put out. The fire was so hot, his crew couldn't get in close enough to set their explosive charges. Red called the local volunteer department to come in and spray water to cool it down. Moments later an old fire truck with firefighters hanging on the side came flying up to the to the scene, and to Red;s surprise, drove up to the wellhead and started spraying water. Red's crew moved in and set the charges and extinguished the fire.

To show his appreciation, Red sent the Volunteer Fire Department a check for $10,000. He received a thank you card, and the Chief said the first thing they were going to do with the money is put new brakes in that #$%&@+ truck! They had no intention of driving right up to the wellhead, but couldn't stop!
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #210  
That story, or its many variations, is almost as old as I am.:laughing::laughing:
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #211  
That story, or its many variations, is almost as old as I am.:laughing::laughing:

Very similar to the scene in young guns where Chavez e Chavez hollered "atsay, atsay" at his horse to get him to jump down a rather steep ravine, to evade a following posse. The slope was almost vertical. The rest of the "gang" followed down, in a tumble of horses and men. When they were safe, one of the gang members asked Chavez, "how did you get him to do that anyway?, what does that mean atsay?" Chavez e Chavez replied "it is an old Navajo word.".... It means Stop!.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #212  
Re post #11, Today , get computer and do job. click 1 button then then do same actions as on first job and get totally DIFFERENT results. Not so insane after all. They just missed 1 step.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #213  
Many years ago, in a galaxy far away...

Wait wrong context.

Any of ya old enough to remember those pink message notes that were so common in the days before email, text messaging and voice mail?

For those of you that are not, these were a pinkish piece of paper containing the time, date, contact info and brief message usually gathered from an incoming phone call. They were typically just thrown onto the desk of the intended recipient but it was also common for them to be stuck on a semi-sharpened (about a number 9) wire spike that protruded straight up from a paper weight on the recipients' desks.

One Saturday while working virtually alone in a large open office I pulled a desk away from the wall to get to an outlet behind it. I quickly reached over the desk and down the wall and got it unplugged. When I pulled my arm back up I got a weird feeling...something wasn't right. Too much weight. I looked at the back of it to find one of those message holders hanging off of it. When I reached over the desk I was looking straight down on the spike so it looked like a dot. I had to pull 4" of it out of my arm to get it to release. Then my first reaction was to look around to see if anyone was looking!:eek:
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #214  
Did you get a tetanus shot? Never know.. How bad did it bleed? The more blood the better, hopefully washed out the wound.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #215  
Did you get a tetanus shot? Never know.. How bad did it bleed? The more blood the better, hopefully washed out the wound.

Not much blood, but my arm was sore for about 3 weeks. I wasn't worried about tetanus - its anaerobic - or I was too tough (stoopid) to get it.
 
   / Bonehead Award of the year #216  
Not much blood, but my arm was sore for about 3 weeks. I wasn't worried about tetanus - its anaerobic - or I was too tough (stoopid) to get it.

Lucky no nerve damage either...4 inches is a pretty serious stick.
 

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