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[Billrog]

Driver flipped when he saw the size of the squirrel.

 

[topbuilder]

Officer, I have always taught my wife and sons to just run a squirrel over instead of causing an accident or running off the road. I'm glad you did not follow that rule this one time. Heads off to you...

 

[RobertBrown]

That's my parking space, Officer......and that's my tree across the street...sir.

 

[square1]

Taco Bell? Sure! You go three blocks south past the traffic signal on this road, then take a left at the large squirrel.

 

[Gunny]

Guy with rifle would could to be relieving himself.
That or he is prying off the hood ornament to add to his collection.

If I'd been the driver, I'd have done the relieving part well before the van stopped skidding.

 

[mmancuso13]

Hey, we're Russian - the bear . Not, he Chipmunk!

 

[1965]

But captain, it wasn't the size of the squirrel, it was the size of the moose that was with him!