sunandsand
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State efforts to clean up the environment . . .
Get a phone call from the appropriate functionary at the city "Mike, can you come down to city hall for a few moments?" Sure, on my way.
"State requires us to have a conference regarding brownfields (parcels contaminated with oil, heavy metals, etc.) and remediation for them."
"Yes, we really ought to do something about that."
"OK, thank you, we've just had the state required conference. Anything else you'd like to discuss while you're here?"
Bureaucracy 101 - Have lots of meetings, document them all, say "tut tut" a few times, but don't actually do ANYTHING you could possibly get blamed for, repeat until retirement age. Take the gold (plated) watch and say thank you at the photo op, collect pension.
As Will Rogers used to say, I don't make this up, Congress does, I just report it.
(Actually, we're quite lucky here. We have a very competent staff, some good city commissioners, a great mayor and a wonderful building inspector.)
Best Regards,
Mike/Florida
Get a phone call from the appropriate functionary at the city "Mike, can you come down to city hall for a few moments?" Sure, on my way.
"State requires us to have a conference regarding brownfields (parcels contaminated with oil, heavy metals, etc.) and remediation for them."
"Yes, we really ought to do something about that."
"OK, thank you, we've just had the state required conference. Anything else you'd like to discuss while you're here?"
Bureaucracy 101 - Have lots of meetings, document them all, say "tut tut" a few times, but don't actually do ANYTHING you could possibly get blamed for, repeat until retirement age. Take the gold (plated) watch and say thank you at the photo op, collect pension.
As Will Rogers used to say, I don't make this up, Congress does, I just report it.
(Actually, we're quite lucky here. We have a very competent staff, some good city commissioners, a great mayor and a wonderful building inspector.)
Best Regards,
Mike/Florida