Colloquialisms

[JethroB]

She looks good from far, but when you get close, she is far from good.

Sit down on this bar stool honey while I drink you pretty.

 

[JethroB]

Two bricks short of a load
Elevator doesn’t go to the top
The porch light is on but nobody is home
Not the brightest bulb on the tree
Useless as a screen door on a submarine
Ain’t worth the cost of the bullet to kill