"I guess we do have something in common" - yup, couple things at least :thumbsup:
"weld without your welding lens fogging up?" - I START with a warm hood; keep a heat gun plugged in where I'm working (OK, playing

) - if it's been long enough for the hood to cool to ambient, I wave the heat gun under the hood til it's a little warmer than ME ('bout 8-10 seconds @ 1-2 feet away) - doesn't fog up then. Fog is just condensation, doesn't happen when the item is warmer than what's called the DEWPOINT. IF the hood's cold and you put your WARM head inside, it causes moisture in the air to gather on whatever's COLD.
Cheaters - never use 'em, I'm so nearsighted my world ENDS at about 10" from my nose, so I just take off my glasses when I weld (or look over the tops, more likely) - WITHOUT the glasses, I actually have BETTER than 20-20 vision up to that "end of the world" point... If position won't let me get that close, the glasses let me see ALMOST as good as close-up...
"Why is that light call a Brooooooooooooooooooooooder clamp light?" - NOT a stupid question at all; IMO, the only STUPID question is one a person DOESN'T ASK 'cause they'd rather let people think they know more than they do...
People who call those "clamp lamps" BROODER lamps are used to using 'em to keep baby chicks warm til they get more feathers. Personally I haven't done much "chicken ranchin'", so I call 'em clamp lamps.
For small animal meat I prefer rabbit; they don't stink as much when you process 'em, no dang feathers, and ya get FOUR drumsticks :licking: (two of 'em are kinda small, tho

) 'Nuther downside is rabbits don't lay the right kind of eggs - unless you're lettin' 'em lay in the garden

... Steve