Oh my... the stories I could tell about test drives. LOL. Well surely the statute of limitations is up by now.
I was a 24 year old, fresh out of school and went to work for the largest Ford dealership in GA. I started out as a porter, moving cars, moved up a couple weeks later to assistant rental manage, then rental manager, then assistant service writer, then a position known as the "dealership Ambassador" (which was created and I went up to customers who had a service issue, BEFORE they got to the dealership owner who if this person had bought cars over the years, gave them out of warranty repairs all the time, and deflected them to a service writer), and this was all in about 8 months. Problem was that I was still getting paid the same as I did when I was just a porter. I was supposed to get a % of the shop procedes in the "Ambassador" role but then the corporate hack service manager said that he and the "owner" (the owner had actually sold out to Autonation a few years before but had a contract to remain on board because his name meant something to people) had discussed my raise and had decided it wasn't time yet for me to get a cut of the shop. So I swept everything off his desk, called him an a$&@ and walked out. Came back the next day to officially quit since I had gotten an offer as a service writer at another dealership, but decided i was going to quit to the owner instead of the corporate hack. I'd only talked to the big guy maybe 2 times, but he invited me in, asked me what the trouble was, and I told him what had been offered, and what I was told was a decision between Dick (corporate hacks actual name- how fitting) and himself. He said that he only knew what he made and what Paul (the general sales manager made) and this was the first time he'd heard of this "Ambassador" and was pissed that his long-time customers were being diverted from talking to him. So he sent me across the street to "Learn how to sell cars", even though I protested that I was the worlds worst salesperson and couldn't even sell GRIT as a kid. But I went across the street and truly go an education from two of the best salespeople I've ever met. One a grizzly old used car guy that would sit across from people and have them eating out of his hand in 5 minutes, saying the exact same thing that I'd just said, and the other a good old boy, never heard a bad thing said about him, or from him about anyone. He was very smooth, and knew everyone, (or at least he knew someone that everyone knew

and had great integrity.
Anyway- Sorry didn't realize I was gonna tell Y'all my life story.
So about the 3rd day on the sales floor I was sent out to stand "on point' and pick up any customers that drove up and didn't speciffically ask for a salesperson. The 'rules" of a car dealership is very specific and must be adhered to. There IS honor amongst thieves, or at least car salespeople.
So about 11:30, and I've been on point for a few hours with no activity, when a couple drove up in an old beater van. They said they wanted to check out one of the custom vans (do custom vans even exist anymore?) and I went off to get the keys. Our route was up a little road, onto an Interstate, down to the next exit, then backroads back. it's a good route that shows off most of what a car or truck would do in real life. So I'm sitting in the passenger seat, and the man is driving. We get off the exit ramp and I tell him to take a right. He take a right and we are on this little country road, I point out the next right and he takes that as well. He asks, "Honey you wanna take a turn? and pulls off the road to the right. Well I turn around and this woman is buck nekkid (it may be naked to Y'all but if someone is naked and up to orneryness it's NEKKID). He says, hey partner, How about you come on back here with me and you go on and get behind the wife? I think I must have sat there shocked for about 30 seconds until I came up with, "**** man- I wish I could but they know what time we left and they give 5 minutes leeway but if we aren't back in about 10 minutes they send the cops out in case you killed me to take the car. HOLY CRAP!!! Well he said, well how about we go back and you can join us over at the hotel when you get off? I said, **** YES!!!.
So he pulls back on the road, we get back to the dealership. I tell him to pull up and I'll back it in. He gets out, I back the van back in it's place, but it in park, open the door and run flat out back to the showroom screaming, HE TRIED TO MAKE ME SCREW HIS WIFE!!!!!!
Well they got in their old van and headed out.
Oh my! Too bad she wasn't hot.