Did that dipstick move?

   / Did that dipstick move? #11  
Jim, I never set one out to surprise anyone, but I did take just a little snake to school one day. One of the female teachers wanted to know what it felt like, but every time she'd start to touch it with one finger, it would move and she'd jerk her hand back, so when she looked away, I just laid it across her arm. I would have never thought about her being able to scream that loud. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #12  
Shouda just shot the snake in place as you found it!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Egon
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #13  
Jim, I guess its a good thing (for the snake)that you checked the oil first before starting the tractor and making snake CHOP suey! What a Mess that could have been.... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #14  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( It was really comical. He wanted a "piece of me" really bad.
/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif )</font>


It's a good feeling to be wanted isn't it Jim. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif Guys I really think we need to talk to the Mrs. Jinman??? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


murph
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #15  
Bird
That was similar to another snake I took, and carried it into the History class teacher (tall redhead). She was interested in what I had wrapped around my wrist, and when she saw the tail move, she asked "Is that real?" and the Science teacher standing there said "Of course it is!". Such a blood curdling scream she made and ran out onto the second floor fire escape. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Priceless experience. (Are we related? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif )
 
   / Did that dipstick move?
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Jim, I never set one out to surprise anyone, but I did take just a little snake to school one day. One of the female teachers wanted to know what it felt like, but every time she'd start to touch it with one finger, it would move and she'd jerk her hand back, so when she looked away, I just laid it across her arm. I would have never thought about her being able to scream that loud. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif )</font>

My mother was one person who would lose all control of bodily functions if she was scared by a snake. Since she was so frightened of them, I knew there would be heck to pay if I ever turned one loose on a teacher and word got back to her.

I did take an envelope marked "snake eggs" into class one day when I was in junior high. I made a U-shape out of a piece of coat hanger and stretched a rubber band between the legs of the "U" with a button threaded on the rubber band. I wound up the button on that rubber band nice and tight and slipped it down into the envelope so it would stay in place.

I put it on top of my desk and waited for someone to ask to look at the eggs. I got my toy taken away from me after several kids almost came unglued when they just started to open the envelope, and that button unwound with a loud buzz/rattle. I think I've seen something similar sold in a novelty store. I can't remember where I got the idea, but it sure worked. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #17  
<font color="blue"> what your own fluid levels are </font>

There'd be no fluid to check the levels on if that was me /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #18  
INSPECTOR: you saying that you're fluids would have leaked out on the floor after seeing that? LOL /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


Oh yep sounds just like something I would have done in school. I usually got the end of the stick one way or the other regardless . /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif my closest & longest friend in school and I did something similar in 6th grade using about 500 grass hoppers @ lunch /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

My sister was a snake scared person, and we got her good once, tied a rubber snake to a fish pole, and placed it under the cabage leaves. too bad she had a hoe, that poor rubber snake never stood a chance! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif one tug of the fish line run under the ground cover and she was like a ninga with that garden hoe, not sure how she managed to scream so loud whilst chopping & running for the hills like that hahaha.

I agree lucky for that snake the oil cheack was needed/done by ya.! amaizing pics though with the strike & the climbing ...

Markm
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #19  
Jim when you saw him in the fan you might have really surprised him by turning the key. I'll bet he would have really been mad then..... Minced rat snake.

EDIT: I also think some of you guys that lose your tractors to your wives ought to print Jim's pictures and leave them by the computer where your wife is sure to see them. I'll bet the wife sets her tractor key on top of the pictures after she sees the snake. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Did that dipstick move? #20  
Jim, excellent photos! I borrowed your first one to aid Mikim with theft deterrent. I have always wanted to get the photo of a snake striking, yours is perfect. Something tells me the snake will be back on the tractor again. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 

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