Don't let my wife drive your MMM tractor

[Johndeere3720]

Reading this, atleast I have a few more years of having the tractor all to myself. I dont think id be any better on cooking or laundry though.

 

[EE_Bota]

Actually, what we have here is a "cold case" from 2008, where the crime was not actually solved.

In reality, all we really have here are unsubstantiated allegations about Mrs. JOHNTHOMAS; merely rumors of improper mowing habits. Without photographic evidence of the alleged misconduct, I tend to agree with Mrs JOHNTHOMAS's interpretation of events. After all, the mower is still on the tractor unharmed, so who are we to believe?

Mrs. JT saw climatic conditions suitable for a relaxing day of tractor use, and was excited about "seat time." I ask you ladies and gentlemen, does that sound foreign to you? NO! That's like so many of us, and very common on this very forum. So she used the alleged tractor and allegedly mowed improperly, but the fact is, the tractor and mower was unharmed.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE DONE THE SAME....used a tractor all day, and enjoyed it, only to bring it back completely unharmed. Who is the victim in this alleged crime? WHO I say?

Let us turn our gaze to her partner in the alleged crime, the co-conspirator so to speak...the person who started the tractor, warmed it up, watched our innocent potential victim take the wheel, and then directed her toward the ditch.

What type of person does this? Does it sound like a setup to you? Entrapment perhaps? After all, you would think if there were actually seat time to be had, Mr JT would have sought the seat time for himself, or perhaps flipped a coin for said seat time, but to willingly start a tractor, and hand it off to another....just seems suspicious to me, and I am sure to all of you as well.

One witness has testified that Mrs JT has years of experience with a variety of Kubota tractors, so I ask you, the Jurors, who do YOU believe?

 

[newbury]

I have found that if I put a new red sock in with a load of "near-end-of life" white t-shirts and underwear (stuff I was about to condemn for the rag pile) about once every 5 years I am banned from doing laundry.

 

[bstrom]

I have found that if I put a new red sock in with a load of "near-end-of life" white t-shirts and underwear (stuff I was about to condemn for the rag pile) about once every 5 years I am banned from doing laundry.

That sounds like a good idea but I don't need it - I was banned for life after folding a load.

 

[rdsaustintx]

One witness has testified that Mrs JT has years of experience with a variety of Kubota tractors, so I ask you, the Jurors, who do YOU believe?

(looking for a rope)

 

[JOHNTHOMAS]

Actually, what we have here is a "cold case" from 2008, where the crime was not actually solved.

In reality, all we really have here are unsubstantiated allegations about Mrs. JOHNTHOMAS; merely rumors of improper mowing habits. Without photographic evidence of the alleged misconduct, I tend to agree with Mrs JOHNTHOMAS's interpretation of events. After all, the mower is still on the tractor unharmed, so who are we to believe?

Mrs. JT saw climatic conditions suitable for a relaxing day of tractor use, and was excited about "seat time." I ask you ladies and gentlemen, does that sound foreign to you? NO! That's like so many of us, and very common on this very forum. So she used the alleged tractor and allegedly mowed improperly, but the fact is, the tractor and mower was unharmed.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE DONE THE SAME....used a tractor all day, and enjoyed it, only to bring it back completely unharmed. Who is the victim in this alleged crime? WHO I say?

Let us turn our gaze to her partner in the alleged crime, the co-conspirator so to speak...the person who started the tractor, warmed it up, watched our innocent potential victim take the wheel, and then directed her toward the ditch.

What type of person does this? Does it sound like a setup to you? Entrapment perhaps? After all, you would think if there were actually seat time to be had, Mr JT would have sought the seat time for himself, or perhaps flipped a coin for said seat time, but to willingly start a tractor, and hand it off to another....just seems suspicious to me, and I am sure to all of you as well.

One witness has testified that Mrs JT has years of experience with a variety of Kubota tractors, so I ask you, the Jurors, who do YOU believe?

I see your back Mr Bota. I have a witness!! My next door neighbor Mr Ron Phelps saw the whole thing. He is also an expert witness since after several trades of mowers ended up with a BX1800 which he traded for a BX2350 (the exact same model the abuser was using). In fact the witness was so concerned of the abusive action that he got his weedeater and ran down to the ditch to cut the remaining weeds while I was consulting with the abuser thus preventing her from returning to the ditch to try to knock/drag the mowing deck (being used as a grade blade on the edges of the ditch) off of the previously owned BX2350. You bring this case before the jury at a late date because you know I don't have the BX2350 anymore to examine for possible damage. I still feel I will be found innocent of all wrong actions after my witness testifys to what he saw and his actions to keep further damage from happening. I rest my case.

 

[jas67]

.....Don't think I better let her get on my L3240HST with FEL. I believe she would love digging up everything and she does like a kid and won't look in my direction when she's doing stuff so I can tell her no.

JohnThomas -- Did you get ANOTHER tractor? I'm having a hard time keeping track. Last I knew, you had the B3200, BX2660, and F-something.

I thought the L3240 was what you had BEFORE the B3200?

I do rather enjoy showing SWMBO your posts, and see "See honey, this guy has the tractor disease way worse than I do."

 

[jesseb3@att.net]

I have various friends to whom I refer when the wife gets on my case about something/anything. "Well at least I'm not so-and-so!"

I fill the role for them on a few topics, so it evens out.

I'll have to commit JohnThomas' name to memory for tractor-addiction comparisons.

 

[EE_Bota]

I see your back Mr Bota. I still feel I will be found innocent of all wrong actions after my witness testifys to what he saw and his actions to keep further damage from happening. I rest my case.

For the record, Your Honor, I only bring cases against Mr. JOHNTHOMAS. because I have noted his facility with words, and his sense of humor, and I enjoy reviewing the proceedings after he has gone on record.

As long as I am over-matched, I am the underdog, fighting the good fight for equal access to seat time in those families with more tractors than family members.

Upon further review of the case, I find that it is not in my political interest...er the public interest to pursue this case. Mr JT dropped the case against his wife nearly immediately, and her tractor privileges were in no case infringed because the defendant loves his wife too much to do so.

Some parts of the JT testimony made me envious, but it was nothing to do with a tractor. Being single, I would be more than willing to have a woman I love destroy the first deck. The second deck might present a challenge, however.

 

[JOHNTHOMAS]

For the record, Your Honor, I only bring cases against Mr. JOHNTHOMAS. because I have noted his facility with words, and his sense of humor, and I enjoy reviewing the proceedings after he has gone on record.

As long as I am over-matched, I am the underdog, fighting the good fight for equal access to seat time in those families with more tractors than family members.

Upon further review of the case, I find that it is not in my political interest...er the public interest to pursue this case. Mr JT dropped the case against his wife nearly immediately, and her tractor privileges were in no case infringed because the defendant loves his wife too much to do so.

Some parts of the JT testimony made me envious, but it was nothing to do with a tractor. Being single, I would be more than willing to have a woman I love destroy the first deck. The second deck might present a challenge, however.

I'm glad to see that you've dropped the case. I was beginning to think you were one of those ambulance chasing Attorneys that had started hanging around tractor forums to get new clients. I feel justice has prevailed in this action. The no woman thing seems strange to me since 2 of my brothers went to NC and got wives (many years ago) and brought them back to KY. Maybe you need to get even and come to Ky and get you one of ours.