DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY

   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #11  
Yeah, well I never caught the creeps that threw that phone pole at my boxblade and followed it up with a sodium vapor lamp. They're just lucky they didn't scratch my tractor /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #12  
With us it was a brand new grade 70 tow chain that used to be kept in the bucket. Is it really lost if you know approximately which pile of dirt its under? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Henro how did you explain the broken window to the wife? I would love to have heard that one.
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #13  
I was knew the railing around the deck needed replaced anyway, at least one corner of it. And of course the 2X2 pieces covering the lower part of the pool deck was loose....right in the middle. Looks like they got broken somehow /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
But that 3"x4" hole in the metal siding of the barn does NOT match the outline of my lift arms.......no way.
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #14  
SOMEONE who has used the MMM twice on the small backyard has TWICE put an FEL gouge in the shed siding. You'd think the nitwit operator would curl that bucket all the way up so he could actually SEE the front corner of the FEL bucket instead of just assuming where it was! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Ron, aka MR. Nitwit..........
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #15  
Gee, I have never done anything like that!!! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif What's wrong with you guys. Can't you do better than that?? You all fit in the same classification as my wife /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif After all it was her that hit the garage door button when I was backing in one day and bent up the bottom of the door. I am amazed though at how she accomplished it when the opener was even in my coat pocket. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Don't worry we have all done something a time or two.

murph
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #16  
<font color="red"> it was her that hit the garage door button when I was backing in one day and bent up the bottom of the door. I am amazed though at how she accomplished it when the opener was even in my coat pocket. </font>


HEY Murph, keep it clean on this site, what you do in the back seat with your wife is none of our business . . . but it explains why you couldn't reach the brake pedal.
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #17  
After working all day pushing brush and boxblading, I put the tractor away at dusk and returned to my house to discover that I did not have my wallet. My mind reeled because I had been over 3/4s of my 33 acres during that day, and the wallet
could have slipped out of my pocket anywhere. Luckily I had enough gasoline to get to work the next day. I had no driver's license, ATM cards, ID so I could cash a check, military ID card, or credit cards. It was like I had nothing and no identity.

I drove to work the next day (70 miles0 without my wallet. I only had $10 in my wallet and not enough gas to get back to my property, so I called my dad and asked him if I could borrow a few dollars. I carefully drove to my dad's house and then back to my property, getting there about 2:00 pm. It was fall and the woods were covered in leaves, but I searched and searched every location I had been. Finally I remembered that I had done some boxblade work on my pond dam late in the day. I drove out the dam by the pond and there was my wallet laying a few feet from the water and folded just like it was in my pocket, nothing was even disturbed or out of place. Whew! Suddenly a huge weight was lifted and all that anxiety just went away. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

After that, I make sure I remember to remove my wallet before doing tractor work. It's just not worth it to go through that again. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #18  
HA! I LOVE when someone does a dumb thing /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif why i even know a DUMMY THAT WHEN HIS TRACTOR WAS NEW AND HE WAS NOT USED TO HYDRO, got excited one day when working close to the house and wanted to hit the brake only thing is, the brake was the HYDRO pedal /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif so a few new peices of siding were needed, good thing I had some ( i mean the Dummy had some) /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #19  
And then there the guy who was cleaning the fill around my brand new building using the FEL. Did a great job of getting the blade just up to the siding at ground level but forgot to compensate for the 2 hooks on top of the bucket. Now there are 2 nice size holes about 4' apart... See the thread on pros and cons of hardy panel. A con is its lack of resistance to bucket hooks.
 
   / DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY #20  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( HEY Murph, keep it clean on this site, what you do in the back seat with your wife is none of our business . . . but it explains why you couldn't reach the brake pedal. )</font>


I didn't realise my tractor had a back seat?? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 

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