FarmTrac Troubles

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stupid>????----that's us farm equipment dealers that stay in this business so that we can help our fellow man!!! A few "Friends" went in other business's and are enjoying their time on the water in their new yacht with their new girl friends. I am afraid though that after big momma gets mad enough they won't have the big boat---without a big boat no girl friends!!!
 
   / FarmTrac Troubles #1,222  
Greetings, all! Hold on. Today promises to be a Wild (Stallyns) ride...

SESS -- For a prospect new purchaser, there'd be some damage control in retaining the Farmtrac name... even more than McCain will see with his subtle endorsement of military draft re-instutution. For the record: quality product, knucklehead "leadership."

Taxpayer -- Isn't Coke an iced beverage? Why is a LAUNDERING-mat officer trying to snooooooort it? Wonder how the Evil Empire feels about en-ABL-ing Dude's refreshment jones? Sniff, sniff...

RNF -- Word about JD to upgrade their portfolio with the uptake of Farmtrac? Plus insider an inside scoop on FNA scores of toot and hoes? Wow! That's a very unique DQ that you visit. Lemme guess... an order of "a deluxe info Blizzard" for? Count me in for a medium... with extra details on the side.

Can't see how taking on the blue units -- and/or situation -- would advance JD's cause, though. FNA tractors are of fine quality, but JDs aren't exactly green tomato cans. Then there's the Farmtrac biz-related issues; all the Snack-Pac lids and gum in San Dimas and Tarboro won't make that telephone booth fly again. Nope, no Iron Maiden for the Gumbo Posse. Bogus!

[Side note: LS Mtron (LS Cable's upstart subsidiary?) may buy up (in essence, buy back?) Tarboro stuff, but why would it take on FNA's pile of debt? An issue for another post... Sweat should be rolling from the brow of hunter green and Mac red tractor sellers.]

Mean (a pun?) while, looks like Genghis Kahn scored a different phone booth, inherited the Private Brands position with Evil Empire Financial Corp and upgraded to an aluminum bat.

Active Dealers and Customers aim to make Kahn *flip* over a well-timed Posse skate board.
Most excellent!
Beware of Sheriff Van Halen.

Combatting EEFC and Kahn with padding and maple armament like Shay and Benedetti... super moves.

And... EEFC best be careful. Putting maple Bessies to hardball tactics can produce jagged projectiles.

Ah well... Rufus is calling, dealers! Off to the exam!!!

--blueliner
 
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Ole Blue----The how too manual for tractor dealer dummy's:
Chapter One ---How to deal with the floorplan companies?? love to read that chapter alone!
Chapter Two-- What do the Lawyers know but will not tell YOU!!!!---- A must read for all. Approved by the gumbo posse -- ingredient list included!

What a great Christmas gift----- Marketing provided by the FramTrac Political Action Committee locations through out the US!!

RACK 'IM!!
Epic shot, RNF.
A titanic blast.

"How To...." wholeheartedly endorsed by the Gumbo Posse.

And don't miss the sequel...
"Gumbo-making for the working class: Multi-national shark tails, corn on the Cobb, media mutton and you."

--blueliner
 
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wow Blue my head is officially spinning now. (as if it wasn't before) Busy day is the south?? Can we handle any more than what Fay is dishing out??? With all her rain maybe she will wash away this mess!:D I am looking forward to the end of business today just to maybe find out some information, good bad or indifferent. Oh well maybe AC is going to bail FT out of this mess??? I was told that Mini Mo's are going to coming back on line and going to now buy the FT factory down there!?(just kidding) :eek:
 
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RECKON Russia and china will sell us any parts if we are at war!!!! going to look for my bike,shovel and hoe. Gotta eat hope to sleep!Roll Call who owns what and where are the parts really made???? South Georgia!!!!! which Continent???? The truth will come out it just well come out now so that everyone can get prepared!!! Looks like all my 8N parts are made in China---now what!!!!! Henry I'll take a black car as long as all the parts are made in the USA----World Economy----World of Hurt!!!!South Louisiana ---the true promise land----cause they will promise you anything!!!!Ideal location for a new tractor plant cheap fuel and cheap advice.----more work less talk----something 'bout a north/south bound mule!!!!:confused:
 
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Does this have any connection to what you guys are talking about?
http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/jd-buying-pricing/127447-john-deere-show-rfdtv-friday.html

Re: John Deere Show on RFDTV -friday 8pm

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yes it is this friday and is an hour and a half long. If its like their other shows they have has in the past they have call in questions also. But I am not sure if this one is live or not like in the past.
 
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Pete,

Just cutting in to say how much I've enjoyed blueliners literary (and movie) references. You're one clever dude. . . . and very funny :cool:.
Thanks, Pete!
Apologies for the slow RSVP. It takes a lot of work to chew enough gum and consume enough SnackPack goodies to get me caught up with tasks in time.
Coming from a guy who collaborates on brain gene function research, your compliment goes a long way.
I for one am pretty disappointed (but not surprised) that uncle sam and his posse of justice continue to stand by the sidelines feigning interest.
And CBS 60 Minutes... and NBC Nightline... and the Associated Press... and CNN. Need I go on? To say it's mal-odorous is an understatement. A rotten bought-n-paid-for stench exists. Nonetheless, persist we shall!
As a proud owner of a new TYM tractor I admittedly sweat a little bit everyday over what could be for a new venture in the US .
I've heard great things about TYM units. It's a plain old rough time for new tractors in much of the U.S. right now?
Something about those who ignore history . . . .
If it repeats what followed the economic from the Reagan/Bush Sr. reign, we could be looking at better times in about 2.5-3 years?

Thanks for your readership and contributions to the site!

--b
 
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RACK 'IM!!
Epic shot, RNF.
A titanic blast.

--blueliner

Wow! Never would have taken blueliner for a clone . . . Seriously Romey?
 
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Wow! Never would have taken blueliner for a clone . . . Seriously Romey?

TYM-man,

Unlike Ire Craig, I have a yob and do not roll out of the rack at two minutes before 9:00am PST to flip on the radio.... and unlike Quinn the Carfixer, I haven't watched Bambi from a temporary tree fort since early adolescence... but like Gracey, I have slumpbusted before! : )

Eleven Jungle Tourstops, Good Sir!
"Strong as hoahs-radish!"

*Ding, ding!*

--b
 

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