Finally told wife about lost billfold. Oh boy.

[RSKY]

Yep, I confessed today but...... only after she couldn't find her purse (think small suitcase) which I helped her look for. She took her cellphone out to the garage to look in the car and when she came back in I had found the purse, had a magazine on top of it. But as we were walking out I asked her if she had her cellphone and she didn't. Another five minutes looking for it until she remembered she had it when going to garage to look for her purse..... I promise I didn't laugh. Been married forty eight years, I know better. So the phone was in the car.

After that fiasco she didn't blink when I told her about the billfold.

I dodged one there.

And I saw and videoed an albino squirrel on my walk this afternoon. But I didn't loose it.

RSKY

 

[MossRoad]

 

[Doofy]

Yes Sir. There is a time to confess and a time to hold your tongue. I still get them switched at times.

 

[scaredychicken]

phew

 

[cqaigy2]

Yep, I confessed today but...... only after she couldn't find her purse (think small suitcase) which I helped her look for. She took her cellphone out to the garage to look in the car and when she came back in I had found the purse, had a magazine on top of it. But as we were walking out I asked her if she had her cellphone and she didn't. Another five minutes looking for it until she remembered she had it when going to garage to look for her purse..... I promise I didn't laugh. Been married forty eight years, I know better. So the phone was in the car.

After that fiasco she didn't blink when I told her about the billfold.

I dodged one there.

And I saw and videoed an albino squirrel on my walk this afternoon. But I didn't loose it.

RSKY

Good timing! BTW, pretty smart move on your part by placing the magazine on top of her purse like that.

 

[tradosaurus]

Never confess. It's a no win situation.

 

[drssg]

"Confession may be good for the soul, but it's a hot lead enema to a marriage." - from Two and a Half Men sitcom

It looks like you proves the exception.

 

[stuckmotor]

Yep, I confessed today but...... only after she couldn't find her purse (think small suitcase) which I helped her look for. She took her cellphone out to the garage to look in the car and when she came back in I had found the purse, had a magazine on top of it. But as we were walking out I asked her if she had her cellphone and she didn't. Another five minutes looking for it until she remembered she had it when going to garage to look for her purse..... I promise I didn't laugh. Been married forty eight years, I know better. So the phone was in the car.

After that fiasco she didn't blink when I told her about the billfold.

I dodged one there.

And I saw and videoed an albino squirrel on my walk this afternoon. But I didn't loose it.

RSKY

I attended a college that had a population of white squirrels on campus and read about another population on a campus in a different state.

 

[Eagle223usa]

Well done 'Ol Chap. That's living up to the screen name RiSKY!

 

[Wakey]

Close call.. After reading the title I figured I was going to have to apologize for my post