If the British can do nothing else then can put a paint job on a car.
When I got home from the service January of 69 I had some savings, a job at GTE waiting for me, and three years of catching up to do.
I was twenty going on sixteen--forty. I narrowed my choices down to three. 67 Corvette with a 427 and a four speed, a little rough. 67 Datsun 2000 with the hundred and fifty horse motor, Minlites, Michelins, and a five speed. New 68 TR4A IRS, black, not just black black either, black as seeing yourself coming or going in it black.
My heart loved the Datsun. Puppy would get it and sing while doing so. But I got the Triumph.
It came with 5:90 fifteen nylons. Volkswagens came with 5:60 fifteens if I remember correctly. They lasted three thousand miles. All four were no treads even. That was important to me. I'd heard that Jim Clark wore his tires that way. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
It was a toot and just perfect for me. It didn't take me long to develop a gift for gab out of self preservation. If I couldn't get away with murder with the cops I skated with the judge. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
One morning I walked the mile or so to traffic court. I was facing a ninety five in a sixty five and I figured I was dead meat so I might as well not risk having the car towed because I no longer would have a license. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
But as usual I got lucky. Right after the judge sat down for business a pregnant woman carrying a baby came in. I elbowed the guy next to me as he tried to get up. She got my seat and I stood in the back of the room real polite like.
When he called my case he pointed out that my minimum sentence was two hundred dollars and ten days in jail. I definately remember him saying "and ten days in jail". Or I could go to traffic school.
I'd been raised with honesty being the best policy. So I ducked my head and informed the good old judge that I had graduated from traffic school just the night before for three other tickets.
He asked me if I wanted the two hundred dollar fine and the ten days in jail or traffic school. Even in my youth I was a quick thinker. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif And even a faster talker. I think I skipped all the way home. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
It was a fun car and we had many adventures. I imagine she's owned by some collector now. I doubt if they've removed her memories though. Like the time the the two fighter pilots from Norton AFB let us have the ugly gal while they took the two pretty ones in their XKE convertibles. I passed them in the curves going up old Waterman Canyon on our way to Crestline. They were not happy campers. They weren't real comfortable with the tires squealing much less all four loose in a drift. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif They found out there is a difference between looking fast and being fast.
I paid twenty nine hundred dollars for her tax, license, etc in January 69. She had leather seats, neat wood dash, and we had fun. She'd only do a hundred and fifteen but she did it often. North of Phoenix we caught a swarm of honey bees at that speed. I had the top down and all of a sudden the windshield turned yellow. It had a pump winshield washer. I had that little kicker doing double time getting to see once again. I didn't know it was bees I'd hit until I got where I was going and found some not totally yellow globs that were obviously bees.
Just thinking about her brings a smile. We had a bond. The ladies loved her. And gawd knows I loved the ladies. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif