Fishing story

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Hillbilly

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A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam
consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the
other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam
would come in from the lake with a boat full of fish.
Stringer after stringer was packed with freshly caught
trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The
successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany
him and observe.

So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off
in Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake,
Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how
it was done.

Sam's approach was simple: He took out a stick of dynamite,
lit it, and threw it into the air. The explosion rocked the
lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to
surface. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up.

Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When
he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at
Sam, "You can't do this! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You
will be paying every fine there is!"

Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick
of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game
warden, "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or
are you going to fish?"
 

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