TerryinMD
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Does calling someone a turkey constitute fowl language. /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif
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foul language
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MChalkley
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Or dumb-cluck? Bird-brain? /w3tcompact/icons/blush.gif
Bird
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My memory's getting bad, Mark. I thought someone posted that one on the forum.
A preacher bought a used manual start lawnmower and after pulling the rope numerous times without getting it started, he called the seller to ask about it. The seller told him that sometimes it was a bit hard to start, that in fact, sometimes you had to cuss it a bit to get it started. The preacher said, "Well, I've been a preacher for over 30 years. I don't think I even remember how to cuss." The seller said, "Just keep pulling that rope; it'll come back to you."
A preacher bought a used manual start lawnmower and after pulling the rope numerous times without getting it started, he called the seller to ask about it. The seller told him that sometimes it was a bit hard to start, that in fact, sometimes you had to cuss it a bit to get it started. The preacher said, "Well, I've been a preacher for over 30 years. I don't think I even remember how to cuss." The seller said, "Just keep pulling that rope; it'll come back to you."
Bird
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<font color=blue>Bird-brain?</font color=blue>
Careful now, Mark; don't get personal./w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
Careful now, Mark; don't get personal./w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
MChalkley
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Bird - If it was posted here, I missed it. That's pretty good.
You know, I just realized something when I saw your name at the top of your post. I should've spelled it "bird-brain", with a lower-case 'b' - Otherwise, it ends up being a compliment, not an insult...
You know, I just realized something when I saw your name at the top of your post. I should've spelled it "bird-brain", with a lower-case 'b' - Otherwise, it ends up being a compliment, not an insult...
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Bird - And, of course, you managed to catch me at it before I got my post in... /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
The preacher used to ride his bike through the neighborhood each day,and one day he came by the old farmers house on foot.The farmer asked the preacher what happened to his bicycle,and the preacher replied that it had been stolen.The farmer asks the preacher do you have any idea who might have stolen it? The preacher hated to admit it,but he said he thought someone in his congeregation may be the culprit,but he was not sure who.The farmer told the preacher I may be able to help you,and the preacher asked how might that be?
The farmer told the preacher,next Sunday preach a sermon on the Ten Commandments and when you are done preaching the commandment "Thought Shall Not Steal"stop and look everyone in the face and whoever is setting there red in the face,you will know who stole your bike.
A couple of weeks later, here come the preacher out by the farmers house on his bike grinning from ear to ear.The farmer says I see you got your bike back,did you do what I told you to do?The preacher replied yes,and said I started preaching the Ten Commandments like you told me,and when I got to the commandment"Though Shall Not Commit Adultery" I remembered where I left my bike. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
The farmer told the preacher,next Sunday preach a sermon on the Ten Commandments and when you are done preaching the commandment "Thought Shall Not Steal"stop and look everyone in the face and whoever is setting there red in the face,you will know who stole your bike.
A couple of weeks later, here come the preacher out by the farmers house on his bike grinning from ear to ear.The farmer says I see you got your bike back,did you do what I told you to do?The preacher replied yes,and said I started preaching the Ten Commandments like you told me,and when I got to the commandment"Though Shall Not Commit Adultery" I remembered where I left my bike. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
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After Sunday service a little boy approached the Pastor and said "When I grow up, I'm gonna give you lots of money!". Touched by this obvious spirit of generousity, the Pastor thanked the boy but asked why. "Because" the boy reply, "my daddy says your the poorest preacher he's ever heard."
A gentleman had recently heard a friend of his had been taking pills to help his memory problems.One day the gentleman approached his friend and asked him what the name of the pills were. The old guy said they are called uh ah uh..........its like a red flower on a long stem....The other guy says,you mean a rose...and the other guy says thats it!! Rose,whats the name of those pills I have been taking? /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
