Frustrated in Maryland

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Sparks45

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The title covers it. I found TBN last summer shortly after making an offer on 5 acres in Carroll County, Maryland. I've spent a lot of time reading but this is my first post. I really enjoyed Motor Seven's build thread (spent most of a week reading every post), Obed's build thread, and Eddie Walker´s epic on building a pond. I'm now following pclausen´s 90-day thread.
My wife and I offered to buy something big enough for us and our son & his family (2-1/2 y/o and 3 month old boys) so they could move out of inner city Baltimore. He bought when he was single but now realizes it isn't a suitable place to raise a family and he´s still upside down on his mortgage so can't sell and buy elsewhere. I'm sure a lot of you will feel we're being too soft by buying a house for them but our daughter died from cancer at age 20 so he´s all we have. We want to get out of the area where we now live. It was nice 26 years ago when we bought here but has changed drastically. We spent a lot of time looking at a lot of houses with an in-law suite but we couldn't find anything suitable so we decided to build.
It´s been two steps forward and one step back since last May. Plan A was a duplex, 3,000 sq ft per side. Had a hearing with the Zoning Commission and they approved it. I qualified for a construction loan that was more than enough to build, but the appraisal came in at about half what it would cost to build so the bank said no deal. On to Plan B. The bank recommended subdividing the 5 acres into 3 lots and building two single family homes 1,500 sf upstairs over a 1,500 sf walkout basement & 2-car garage. That´s when it became really complicated. Civil engineering fees jumped from ~5k for the duplex to ~30k for the 'minor subdivision? We have no plans for the 3rd lot so it'll be undeveloped provided I can convince the county that I shouldn't be required to drill a well on it.
There is one small spring-fed stream alongside the road and another near the back of the narrow & long lot (~235 wide x ~935 long), both of them run year-round. The state department of environment says the front streambank is wetlands so we have to get a permit from them as well as the county and put a clear span bridge (`35 span) over it for the driveway. The topography in the area is rolling hills. The seller had a county permit to put in a driveway but the county canceled it a couple weeks after we bought. They say it didn't provide sight distances required by code which is true, but there is no location along the road where we can have the required sight distances so why did they initially issue the permit? No matter, says the county, we have to submit studies for a couple of other potential driveway locations and they'll approve one and grant a variance. So it´s another 5k for the civil engineer to lay out alternate driveway locations. The county won't approve the subdivision plan unless we agree to put all the trees on the property into a perpetual forest conservation easement. Basically, we can't do anything in the easement no trimming, pruning, clearing, mowing, nothing. That reduces the usable area of the 5 acres to about 2.5 acres or a bit less. I fully intend to contest whatever the tax assessment is, due to the loss of use of land. They also require stream buffers 100 to each side of the streambeds, with the same prohibitions as the forest easement. That´s also less usable land. At least they won't make us tear down the 4-stall horse barn that sits next to the rear stream. The county requires any 'subdivision developer' to complete road improvements adjacent to the property, but they don't want me to do that. They want (require) me to pay 17k into the county road improvement fund which they've told me will NOT be used on our road but will be used in another area of the county. Am I justified in being somewhat frustrated? :confused:
We still want to build. The area is really nice, all 3 public schools (elementary, middle and high) are within ï½½ to 2 miles. The county public schools are among the highest rated in the state. The immediate neighbors are all 5+ acre properties, and there are two typical neighborhood subdivisions about ï½½ mile away in different directions which will be nice for the boys when they get old enough to want to visit/play with friends. There's also a large shopping center (important to the wife) about 2 miles away.
I still intend to buy a tractor but I have to reassess my 'needs' based on the area I'll be maintaining. I'm now thinking a SCUT for me and a lawn tractor for my son (to keep all the lawns mowed). I imagine I'll be asking (dumb) questions about a suitable tractor before too long.
It looks like we might even have permits by mid-April. After reading pclausen´s experiences with them, I've also asked my builder to look into using Superior Walls. With any luck, we'll be moving in before the end of this year.
Sorry for such a long post. I'll make sure future ones are reasonable in length.
Charlie
 
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You're post is just about unreadable. Did you prepare it in another program and paste it in?
 
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Yep, I did it in MS Word. I think I've fixed everything. Thanks for alerting me to the problems.
Charlie
 
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Welcome Charlie to TBN.
 
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Welcome from Westminster :)
 
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:welcome:
 
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Welcome to TBN, it always amazes me how lucky I am to live in such an unregulated area where we can do pretty much what we want to with our land, I can't even imagine dealing with all the stuff you are.

As for being soft, I don't think so, if I could afford it we would buy a new house for all of our kids. We are lucky all four live relatively close and in good areas though.

A SCUT seems like a good choice, we have used one for years on our home area with the bigger ones being used elsewhere.
 
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Look else where.
 
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Look else where.

We did look around, a lot. We'll be about 45 mins to an hour west of Baltimore and don't want to go any further west. Both son & DIL work in B'more - or "Balmer" as the locals pronounce it - so we're at the edge of their comfort zone for commuting. The other possible locations we looked at (Baltimore County and Howard County) are even worse than Carroll for bureaucracy. Not to mention that we got a really good deal on the land. Even after subdividing and developing it, I'll have less into it than the market value. The appraisal the bank did for the loan values the land, once subdivided, at more than double what it cost me and the completed project about 40% over their investment. That's why the bank is so ready to give us the construction loan. If I default, they can foreclose and easily recoup their money.
 
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Thanks. I've been to Westminster twice for meetings with the county. It looks like a nice town - and it has a couple of stores my wife likes so I suspect we'll be regular visitors. :)
Charlie
 
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Its really tough to deal with zoning, thats for sure. Did you ask what does it take to become a subdivision developer yourself? maybe take some of frustration out?
 
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Its really tough to deal with zoning, thats for sure. Did you ask what does it take to become a subdivision developer yourself? maybe take some of frustration out?

I'm actually listed as the developer on the subdivision application (which cost $3,041 just to file :mad:) We have a great builder/GC that is dealing with the county on an almost daily basis. I hear from him 3-4 times a week or more often if something comes up. I can only imagine what he's dealing with. Building codes are changing almost constantly...now we have to have fire sprinklers in the houses, to the tune of ~15k per house, county wants 8.5k per house to hook up to public sewer - and they will put water meters on the wells so they can charge us for whatever goes down the drain. Fortunately, they gave us a variance on bringing public water ~1,000' to the property from a nearby subdivision. That would've cost ~40k. The driveway will be only about 300' long but they say it has to have a name and road sign. I get to pay for the sign and installation...
BTW, I've noticed your user name "radioman". I'm a retired USN Radioman (Chief), thus "Sparks", and have wondered if you were a RM?
Charlie
 
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You're doing right by your son/dil, grandkids. Especially today with the economics given us by the greedy wall street bums/banks.
And counties and municipalities/states are mostly all broke and seek any way to squeeze more revenue out of taxpayers. You are a golden goose for them- they just throw every possible outrageous bill at you and dare you to not comply. Jeeze, no wonder you got your land for nothing, they use it as their loss leader to entice you to spend every last dollar until you have no place to go and no way to get there. Good luck- be careful- they'll tap a main vein if they can.
 
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We did look around, a lot. We'll be about 45 mins to an hour west of Baltimore and don't want to go any further west. Both son & DIL work in B'more - or "Balmer" as the locals pronounce it - so we're at the edge of their comfort zone for commuting. The other possible locations we looked at (Baltimore County and Howard County) are even worse than Carroll for bureaucracy. Not to mention that we got a really good deal on the land. Even after subdividing and developing it, I'll have less into it than the market value. The appraisal the bank did for the loan values the land, once subdivided, at more than double what it cost me and the completed project about 40% over their investment. That's why the bank is so ready to give us the construction loan. If I default, they can foreclose and easily recoup their money.

The appraisal is nothing more than a number the bank uses to keep their books looking good. The only "value" is what someone would be willing to pay. Virtually all properties that are not in foreclosure sales will appraise currently for more than asking price. Those behind the scenes are doing everything they can to keep the ship afloat, but they're bailing water. Those properties I just described are the only ones that look good to a potential buyer. All the rest owe much more than appraisal on existing homes. What happened? The price per acre hasn't changed anywhere. The appraisals have inflated to extreme levels though. That's due to that number setting the tax rate. You won't be taxed on what you paid for it, you will pay tax based on a number brought by someone who is paid to cater to someone's interest. If you aren't the one paying the appraiser, then they're working in someone else's interest.

Sorry for the rant. I recently bought some land and learned some lessons.
 
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You're doing right by your son/dil, grandkids. ...


Jeeze, no wonder you got your land for nothing, they use it as their loss leader to entice you to spend every last dollar until you have no place to go and no way to get there. Good luck- be careful- they'll tap a main vein if they can.

Thanks for the encouragement. I figure that this way I not only get to see what my money will buy but I'll get to enjoy it - and spoil the heck outa the boys at the same time...houses will be ~100' apart...

That explains the pain I feel in my femoral artery...

Charlie
 
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The appraisal is nothing more than a number the bank uses to keep their books looking good. The only "value" is what someone would be willing to pay. Virtually all properties that are not in foreclosure sales will appraise currently for more than asking price. Those behind the scenes are doing everything they can to keep the ship afloat, but they're bailing water. Those properties I just described are the only ones that look good to a potential buyer. All the rest owe much more than appraisal on existing homes. What happened? The price per acre hasn't changed anywhere. The appraisals have inflated to extreme levels though. That's due to that number setting the tax rate. You won't be taxed on what you paid for it, you will pay tax based on a number brought by someone who is paid to cater to someone's interest. If you aren't the one paying the appraiser, then they're working in someone else's interest.

Sorry for the rant. I recently bought some land and learned some lessons.

Sounds more like the voice of experience than a rant. I just got the tax bill and the appraised value dropped 32% from a year ago. it's still taxed at agricultural use rates, so it isn't much money. That'll skyrocket when the houses are built. Since I already live in Maryland, I'm used to the nanny state's taxes. Doesn't mean I like it but I couldn't convince my son to move to Texas.
Charlie
 
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Thanks for the encouragement. I figure that this way I not only get to see what my money will buy but I'll get to enjoy it - and spoil the heck outa the boys at the same time...houses will be ~100' apart...

That explains the pain I feel in my femoral artery...

Charlie

You're welcome! Let's not forget the 'old saying: no good deed goes unpunished!
So aside from the main vein being tapped, my advice is don't try sitting down for the next few years! I've heard the horror stories from my 'couzins' in Easton, MD, you know on the Eastern SHORE! Wow! they can't cut down a tree without an act of Congress, and then if they ever do get a permit to cut one down- then they have to plant an exact replica in it's place. Gives new meaning to the term: CRAZY!:confused2::eek::confused3:
 
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You're welcome! Let's not forget the 'old saying: no good deed goes unpunished!
So aside from the main vein being tapped, my advice is don't try sitting down for the next few years! I've heard the horror stories from my 'couzins' in Easton, MD, you know on the Eastern SHORE! Wow! they can't cut down a tree without an act of Congress, and then if they ever do get a permit to cut one down- then they have to plant an exact replica in it's place. Gives new meaning to the term: CRAZY!:confused2::eek::confused3:

If you live on the Eastern Shore or just about anywhere in the State you are feeling the effects of "Saving the Bay". For those that don't know it's the Chesapeake Bay.

You don't want to know what the farmers have to go through.

Even still I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
 
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Welcome to TBN. :)
 

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