Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours.

   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #51  
Well, not sure if it is real funny story but most folks get a little laugh out it. My son had been begging for a couple of years to take him bow hunting for deer. I taught him to shoot at a few years earlier and he had become a proficient shot with a bow. I set us up for a hunt on a friends property in some prime Kansas deer territory. I kept telling my son you can hunt for years and not get a buck with a bow (I have been bow hunting for 15 years with bows and have only a few bucks and one 8 pointer to my credit) but we may have shot at a few does but that was not guaranteed. Opening morning, I drive to about 100 yards from the double tree stand, get him settled in and harnessed, told him to just sit still and I would be back in 15 min after I move the truck to the end of the field, he asked if he saw a deer could he shoot it, I told him sure, if it has bunch of antlers, you can shoot it, but I warned him that no deer would be around for a while since we were still moving around the area. It was just breaking daylight as I started walking back, as I started to climb the stand, he looked over and asked if he could come down, I thought, great, he only spend 15 min in the stand and wants to go home. I told him sure, but if we are going to be serious and hunt we need to get in the stand and stay for a while. He looked at me stated, you told me if shot a buck we are done for the season, well I shot one over by the edge of the field. I told him that was not a funny joke and we need to get back in the stand. He said I will show you where I shot him, so I told him OK, show me. We walked about 30 yards along the edged of the woods, and to my astonishment, there lay a 11 point buck dead a a door knob, arrow sticking out the base of his neck, hit cleanly in the spine. I am speechless, my looks at me and said, can we go again next year this is a lot easier than duck hunting.:rolleyes:

Nice story! I'm sure your son will be telling it to his grandkids :)
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #52  
Well, not sure if it is real funny story but most folks get a little laugh out it. My son had been begging for a couple of years to take him bow hunting for deer. I taught him to shoot at a few years earlier and he had become a proficient shot with a bow. I set us up for a hunt on a friends property in some prime Kansas deer territory. I kept telling my son you can hunt for years and not get a buck with a bow (I have been bow hunting for 15 years with bows and have only a few bucks and one 8 pointer to my credit) but we may have a shot at a few does but that was not guaranteed. Opening morning, I drive to about 100 yards from the double tree stand, get him settled in and harnessed, told him to just sit still and I would be back in 15 min after I move the truck to the end of the field, he asked if he saw a deer could he shoot it, I told him sure, if it has bunch of antlers, you can shoot it, but I warned him that no deer would be around for a while since we were still moving around the area. It was just breaking daylight as I started walking back, as I started to climb the stand, he looked over and asked if he could come down, I thought, great, he only spend 15 min in the stand and wants to go home. I told him sure, but if we are going to be serious and hunt we need to get in the stand and stay for a while. He looked at me stated, you told me if shot a buck we are done for the season, well I shot one over by the edge of the field. I told him that was not a funny joke and we need to get back in the stand. He said I will show you where I shot him, so I told him OK, show me. We walked about 30 yards along the edged of the woods, and to my astonishment, there lay a 11 point buck dead a a door knob, arrow sticking out the base of his neck, hit cleanly in the spine. I am speechless, my son looks at me and said, can we go again next year this is a lot easier than duck hunting.:rolleyes:

Ya gotta admit it was dryer and easier than duck hunting:laughing:
 
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#53  
Well, not sure if it is real funny story but most folks get a little laugh out it. My son had been begging for a couple of years to take him bow hunting for deer. I taught him to shoot at a few years earlier and he had become a proficient shot with a bow. I set us up for a hunt on a friends property in some prime Kansas deer territory. I kept telling my son you can hunt for years and not get a buck with a bow (I have been bow hunting for 15 years with bows and have only a few bucks and one 8 pointer to my credit) but we may have a shot at a few does but that was not guaranteed. Opening morning, I drive to about 100 yards from the double tree stand, get him settled in and harnessed, told him to just sit still and I would be back in 15 min after I move the truck to the end of the field, he asked if he saw a deer could he shoot it, I told him sure, if it has bunch of antlers, you can shoot it, but I warned him that no deer would be around for a while since we were still moving around the area. It was just breaking daylight as I started walking back, as I started to climb the stand, he looked over and asked if he could come down, I thought, great, he only spend 15 min in the stand and wants to go home. I told him sure, but if we are going to be serious and hunt we need to get in the stand and stay for a while. He looked at me stated, you told me if shot a buck we are done for the season, well I shot one over by the edge of the field. I told him that was not a funny joke and we need to get back in the stand. He said I will show you where I shot him, so I told him OK, show me. We walked about 30 yards along the edged of the woods, and to my astonishment, there lay a 11 point buck dead a a door knob, arrow sticking out the base of his neck, hit cleanly in the spine. I am speechless, my son looks at me and said, can we go again next year this is a lot easier than duck hunting.:rolleyes:

Thanks for the story.
I had the same problem My 10 year old stepson had never wanted to hunt and the night before the last day of the season ha said I want to go hunting. He had only shot a .22 so I said OK but you will have to shoot a shotgun. No problem, I tried him out and he acted like the 12 ga had no more kick that the .22. Well I took him and the first stand I put him on he killed a big doe. I should have made him quit but I knew he had already had his luck so he kept hunting. Well after noon he killed another doe and we only had one drive left so we put him behind where the guy that drove the dogs went into the woods. Another doe walked up behind him and YEP he killed it too. About a dozen people hunting that day and we killed three deer between us all and of course he had killed them all. He was hunting with my favorite shot gun, and I just gave it to him. Hunted all over to find another just like it. To this day he doesn't hunt much it is not enough of a chalange. :confused3: Ed
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #54  
Well, not sure if it is real funny story but most folks get a little laugh out it. My son had been begging for a couple of years to take him bow hunting for deer. I taught him to shoot at a few years earlier and he had become a proficient shot with a bow. I set us up for a hunt on a friends property in some prime Kansas deer territory. I kept telling my son you can hunt for years and not get a buck with a bow (I have been bow hunting for 15 years with bows and have only a few bucks and one 8 pointer to my credit) but we may have a shot at a few does but that was not guaranteed. Opening morning, I drive to about 100 yards from the double tree stand, get him settled in and harnessed, told him to just sit still and I would be back in 15 min after I move the truck to the end of the field, he asked if he saw a deer could he shoot it, I told him sure, if it has bunch of antlers, you can shoot it, but I warned him that no deer would be around for a while since we were still moving around the area. It was just breaking daylight as I started walking back, as I started to climb the stand, he looked over and asked if he could come down, I thought, great, he only spend 15 min in the stand and wants to go home. I told him sure, but if we are going to be serious and hunt we need to get in the stand and stay for a while. He looked at me stated, you told me if shot a buck we are done for the season, well I shot one over by the edge of the field. I told him that was not a funny joke and we need to get back in the stand. He said I will show you where I shot him, so I told him OK, show me. We walked about 30 yards along the edged of the woods, and to my astonishment, there lay a 11 point buck dead a a door knob, arrow sticking out the base of his neck, hit cleanly in the spine. I am speechless, my son looks at me and said, can we go again next year this is a lot easier than duck hunting.:rolleyes:

I got a fishing story similar to that.

We rented a cottage on a lake and some friends brought their young kids out for the day. Girl was maybe 7 and boy was 5. We were fishing off the pier. I was using two hooks, about a foot apart, with a weight a foot under that. I let the kids try it. The little boy asks why are you using two hooks? I tell him just to better my chances, but don't worry, you'll never catch two fish at the same time. Then I look over and his sister is standing there holding two fish laughing at me.... :rolleyes:
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #55  
My fishing story is similar.
Buddy introduced me to fly fishing on a remote private lake.
We tied 3 loops for 3 flies on the fly rods.
I took to fly casting like a duck to water.
For about an hour we were getting 2 and often 3 brook trout per cast.
That spoiled fishing for me for ever.
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #56  
My fishing story is similar.
Buddy introduced me to fly fishing on a remote private lake.
We tied 3 loops for 3 flies on the fly rods.
I took to fly casting like a duck to water.
For about an hour we were getting 2 and often 3 brook trout per cast.
That spoiled fishing for me for ever.

Yeah. I grew up on an oxbow lake about a hundred yards wide and a mile long. It used to be part of the river, but in the 30's as a WPA project, they cut it off from the main channel to make a Riverside Drive along the river. They thought the lake would lower, but instead, because of massive springs, it went up about 6' and consumed the dirt road that was on the inside curve of the lake. They made a public park on the inside curve on one side and there was a cemetery and vacant farmland on the escarpment overlooking the lake on the other side. It is documented that the French explorer LaSalle came up the river from Lake Michigan, turned west into that oxbow, and portaged up through a long ravine over to the Grand Kankakee Marsh, and eventually got to the Mississippi. He signed treaties with the native Americans at the Council Oak Tree in that cemetery.

My father and another man bought the farmland, subdivided it, and my father kept a lot overlooking the lake and LaSalle's portage for himself, and built a house there with his own hands. We had riparian rights, which meant we could get on and off the lake from our property and use any part of the lake that we liked. The lake had no boat ramp and no swimming was allowed by the public except at a beach at one end. So there was maybe a canoe or two once a year. We kept a row boat chained to a tree. People would bank fish from the park, but they could only cast out so far and no one could get to the deep side of the channel where the high banks and logs were. Man, I tell you, that lake had tons of 8" panfish, lots of largemouth, smallmouth, several species of catfish, perch, crappie, gar, pike, carp, bullheads, giant goldfish, 4-5 species of turtles, muskrats, an occasional mink, deer... you name it, it had it. Pretty much anywhere you tossed a hook the bobber wouldn't have time to stand up! It would just splash and keep on going down! If you put a frog on a hook you'd get a bass pretty much every cast. Crazy. And it was all ours. :laughing: I spent from age 8 to about age 24 on that lake as often as possible fishing and observing wildlife. It was a great place to grow up. Huge tracts of open farmland to the north. Secluded neighborhood. I even got a job lifeguarding at the beach. I'd swim to work! :laughing: It has changed a lot since.

Some bass fishermen got a bee in their bonnet and somehow convinced the DNR that there were too many rough fish in the lake, and they wanted a boat launch, etc... so the DNR came in the late 70's and killed all the fish in the lake. I pulled out 20+ largemouth over 4 pounds and the biggest was 8 pounds on the day they killed the fish. I pulled out several hundred carp and gave them to the local ladies in the park. We kept a couple hundred bluegill, all over 8". It was pathetic.

That fall, they restocked it with bass, bluegill and channel cat. The first three fish I saw come out of the lake after restocking was a perch, a pike and a crappie, so that was a failure. Fishing has never been the same. There's a ridiculous amount of weeds in the lake now since they closed the public beach, so there's too many places for the bluegill to hide. I haven't seen a softshell turtle on that lake in 35 years. On my 50th birthday I caught 50 bluegill.... only 4 were over 6". The pike get up to high 20". There's a few 3-4 pound bass, but mostly 2 pounders and under. I've never seen a catfish. The crappies are 9-10" if you're lucky. They used to go 14".

So, pretty much every fishing trip I've taken since the late 70's has never measured up to the lake of my youth. Sure, I've had a good day on other lakes here and there. But it will never be the same. My mother passed away in the late 80's. My dad followed 8 years later. My siblings and I sold the house. It was my father's on-going architectural experiment and a money pit. He was OK with that and told us it was his dream, not ours, and we should make our own dreams, so we all have. I still go ice fishing right below the house every year, so I visit often. My folks are buried in the cemetery and I can stand at their graves and see the house and lake and think fondly of my youth, my folks, and my children. And I remember being a skinny little kid skipping school (with my mom's blessing) and rowing that boat out into the lake to cast a line just to see what would bite.
:)


Here's a picture of that lake today. We lived on the west end on a 90' escarpment overlooking the lake. There were about 150 steps down to the lake. You can see the cemetery to the lower left. To the far right is the river. From that height, we could see across the treetops in the park, about two miles past the river is the University of Notre Dame. We'd see sunrises over the Golden Dome, and for about a week, two times each year, at sunset, the Dome would glow bright gold and you'd think holy thoughts. It was hard not to! :laughing: Go Irish!

MossRoads Childhood Lake.JPG
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #57  
Scared myself real good one time while bow hunting elk in Montana. I was still hunting & had actually spotted a cow ahead of me but still out of bow range. I was moving slowly while she would feed or look away trying to get in range. I started having the feeling that something was watching me. Then I started feeling like they were behind me. Still thinking elk meat I'm trying to look over my shoulders to see what's sneaking up on me. Has to be huge I'm feeling such dread. The feeling is over-powering & all the while I've been slowly sneaking toward the cow elk. When the feeling is so strong that I absolutely know that either fangs or claws or both are going to shortly be ripping through my flesh to consume my heart................................the beast walked between my feet from behind. Dang Fools Hen. Scared me so bad I almost died on the spot from catching that movement out of my peripheral vision.
I didn't get that elk but I didn't get eaten by the Montana vampire, grizzly grouse either.
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #58  
I've stalked some does in our woods to within 10' before. Not hunting. Just curious. If you're quiet, patient, and can guess where they're headed you can get out in front of them and have them walk right up to you sometimes. Just standing against a tree, not moving, they don't notice you.

I once saw a very large buck a couple hundred yards out in our newly planted trees. I used the hills to get around him and hid in a brush pile. Then I rattled a couple branches and he got curious. It was funny, cause he used the hills to stalk the branches. I'd see his antlers before I'd see his eyes. He'd pop up over there, then duck down and pop up in a different place, but closer. Did that a couple times till he was maybe 30-40 yard away from me. Then I felt a breeze across my back towards that buck. About 4 seconds later, his nose went up, he got a wiff of me and off he went. That was pretty fun. :thumbsup: He'd have been in the freezer had I been a hunter. :licking:
 
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#59  
Scared myself real good one time while bow hunting elk in Montana. I was still hunting & had actually spotted a cow ahead of me but still out of bow range. I was moving slowly while she would feed or look away trying to get in range. I started having the feeling that something was watching me. Then I started feeling like they were behind me. Still thinking elk meat I'm trying to look over my shoulders to see what's sneaking up on me. Has to be huge I'm feeling such dread. The feeling is over-powering & all the while I've been slowly sneaking toward the cow elk. When the feeling is so strong that I absolutely know that either fangs or claws or both are going to shortly be ripping through my flesh to consume my heart................................the beast walked between my feet from behind. Dang Fools Hen. Scared me so bad I almost died on the spot from catching that movement out of my peripheral vision.
I didn't get that elk but I didn't get eaten by the Montana vampire, grizzly grouse either.

Thanks for the story, Why do you think that bird was walking between your feet? The old saying you don't have to out run the owner of the fangs and claws just the other prospective meal. Ed
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #60  
The Air Force used to run low level practice flights over northern Maine. On a couple of occasions I've found cargo doors out in the woods, and there are several crash sites. One day I was walking along and started seeing wires and hardware scattered along the ground and hanging from trees. Then I came across the rear portion of a bomb. Being the nosy type I started checking it out. Then I tipped it up to read the numbers on it more clearly so that I could report it.

Suddenly I heard "Tick

Tick
Tick
Tick Tick
Tick Tick TickTickTickTick" -

UhOh!

Of course it was a dummy, they wouldn't be flying maneuvers over civilian areas with live bombs in their wings. What I heard was a stray nut or washer, rolling down the fusilage after I tipped it up.

It sure got my attention though.
 

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