Golf Balls in the Pasture

[TomSeller]

Grab your balls before your wife kicks them because the horse chomped them.

 

[adventure bob]

There are people with money and people with horses....You have horses.
The perception of danger when it comes to your wife and horses, is danger. If she thinks its a problem its a problem, more specifically its now your problem.
Go pick up your balls and be a happier man.

 

[bumperm]

You sure don't want the SPCA coming down on you, a horse's innards are not at all like a golf ball cleaner, they're bound to get bunged up. Best go out and find all of those balls and put a dollop of caster oil on each - that'll allow the horse to pass the balls with ease and with enough velocity to handily clear a small pasture.

bumper

 

[TomSeller]

balls and put a dollop of caster oil on each - that'll allow the horse to pass the balls with ease and with enough velocity to
bumper

and stand back and watch. Maybe they can make a hole in one

 

[Wakey]

While I don't think a horse would try to eat a golf ball, I would never use the word never haha I'd remove the balls personally. Especially if you have thoroughbreds!

We'd all love to bubble wrap our horses but in the end all you can do is try to mitigate disaster by keeping them away from everything

Adventure Bob has a nice angle on this situation.

 

[ruffdog]

Good joke Mace! LOL

 

[MoKelly]

Maybe it will be easier, cheaper and less stress in the future if you just took golf lessons and hit the balls where you are aiming rather than into the horse pasture?

Just an idea.

MoKelly

 

[GPintheMitten]

Maybe it will be easier, cheaper and less stress in the future if you just took golf lessons and hit the balls where you are aiming rather than into the horse pasture?

Just an idea.

MoKelly

Actually I was aiming toward the middle of the pasture but most missed due to my slice.

 

[nc redneck]

I often wonder how such a fragile animal as a Horse made it through evolution 100s of years. They must have bred like rabbits is my best guess.
I have had Hot Rods, Boats, House Boats and RVs. A horse expense makes them all look like small change. Still have small boat and RV but use is controlled by horse expense. Picking up golf balls may save you the cost of new tractor.
Scott

 

[KTurner]

My wife says yes. I say no worries.

I say that if you do not go get those balls, that if any horse gets sick any time in the next ten years, I'll bet that you'll never be allowed to forget how those golf balls made that horse sick (whether the horse actually ate the golf ball or not)