Got any "Old Sayings" in your area

[studor]

Don't mix S**T and ice cream -- doesn't do anything to improve the S**T and it sure does not help the ice cream:thumbsup:
I am going home to get served one of my wife's favourite dishes -- hot tongue and cold shoulder

 

[dcyrilc]

Similarly: "Good enough for gubmint work."

I'm guilty...

I get to say that all the time. Unfortunately, I had to tell someone earlier today that the work they did wasn't good enough for this government.:laughing:

 

[Diamondpilot]

That boy is so dumb he could fall in a pile of Boobies and come out sucking his thumb.

Chris

 

[brokenknee]

Short time I worked in construction, If the Foreman thought you were taking to long a particular job, he would as what your zip code was.

 

[MossRoad]

Old fishermen never die... they just smell that way.

 

[JB4310]

Short time I worked in construction, If the Foreman thought you were taking to long a particular job, he would as what your zip code was.

This one reminded me of when I gave a quote to 2 "frugal" business partners who were brothers. The one I normally dealt with says " we were a little shocked by the amount, my brother thought at first, it was your phone number"

What do you say to that

JB

 

[bironacad]

He so poor, he dosen't have a pot to psis in or a widow to through it out of.

 

[nwltruck]

A large man with a small knife isn't as scary as a small man with large knife and a smile.
If it has t!ts or tires it's trouble.
Diarrhea of the mouth constipation of the brain.

 

[beppington]

If it flies, floats or f##ks ... rent it.

 

[nwltruck]

If it don't hurt you weren't trying.

A person with a brown nose does crappy work.
The best part of him slid down the crack of his mom's *****.

An education makes you more educated not smarter.

Hard work and dedication have no place in office politics.

Fish can't swim in frozen water.

Your stuff is ****+,my $h!++ is stuff