Got any "Old Sayings" in your area

[wdchyd]

I'm so mixed up, I don't know whether I'm on horse or footback......:confused2:

 

[wilnis]

Ignorance can be fixed, stupid is forever!!

 

[Humdinger]

Anyone who says it's fool proof has never met a fool.

OR...I thought this was foolproof, but I see they've gone and made better fools.

 

[RadarTech]

A former coworker used so say:

If you're waiting on my youre backing up..

And if you need me, I'll call you!

 

[RadarTech]

I'd like to help you but I can't fix stupid

 

[Ductape]

My father used to say, "Son......... stay single and bring up your kids the same way"

 

[wykubotaguy]

Five cans short of a six pack.

 

[milkman636]

The first one that comes to mind is:

A fartin' horse will never tire, and a fartin' man is the one to hire.

 

[Davestc29]

A funny one my uncle is a cat fanatic and when I bought my john deere 410d he told me "if it ain't a cat its a dog" and my old man when Im working on stuff if he see struggling to find a hole to put a bolt he says "just put some hair on it u'll find the hole"

Eat right stay fit die any ways

To much is almost enough

Work smart not hard

To many chefs in the kitchen

 

[logdog]

Its harder than picking the fly 'droppings' out of the pepper!

 

[bakerg]

My dad always said " Make hay while the sun shines"

He's a few bricks short of a full load.
Not playing with a full deck.
If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.:laughing:
And since I'm Canadian "Eh":thumbsup:

 

[outinthetalgrass]

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshirt….

Up a polluted tributary without feasible means of locomotion
( thats the cleaned up version of up sh&* creek without a paddle)


and my all time favorite, is my dads saying, when working on a project at my place,
and its not perfect.... "Won't be able to see it from my house".

 

[studor]

The things you see when you don't have a gun

 

[wdchyd]

The first one that comes to mind is:

A fartin' horse will never tire, and a fartin' man is the one to hire.

I've heard this and still love it..!!..

This thread is gonna get some good mileage.....:thumbsup:......Keepum Comin'

 

[dcyrilc]

I'd like to help you but I can't fix stupid

If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you.

 

[wdchyd]

If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you.

Everybody has a right to MY opinion

 

[dcyrilc]

A former coworker used so say:

If you're waiting on my youre backing up..

And if you need me, I'll call you!

If it ain't broke, then keep trying.

 

[dcyrilc]

Or.......

If it ain't broke, then don't fix it.

 

[MaineTWLSB]

Up here in 'Vacationland', whenever a tourist asks for directions they're told, "You can't there from here."

 

[wdchyd]

My houndleys favorite:

Hare Today, Stew Tomorrow