Travis,
Glad to hear you're ok and will soon recover. We all have our little "problems" that we learn from. Maybe this will make you feel better??....
Mrs. 3RRL has seen me get the 4x4 ATV high centered. I try to rock it first, then get off and try forward then reverse and I can push it around some and keep control somewhat. Well, she was watering the food plot and did (tried) the same thing....I guess. Anyway, somehow she manged to get stuck on it. Then after trying the rocking bit, she got off and tried the forward/reverse thing. Well, she gassed it a little too much and ran over her own foot. Then the tire grabbed, got instant traction and she ran over herself...yes ran over herself!
So now the idling ATV is stradling her and she is kinda pinned under it. She couldn't get to her radio to call me so she struggled for about a ½ hour and finally got out somehow. Miraculously, she was not hurt and never said a word to me. The only reason I found out is I saw that she was black and blue and asked what happened...she finally told me but was embarrased. I listened to her story dumbfounded. Then, although I tried my best, I couldn't help but bust up and laugh MAO...then she started laughing too.