And if that doesn't work, I can get the super shirt. I saw a bug shirt last summer in an outfitter store. You charge the thing with repellant. Guess the idea is that they can keep the bugs away by using a larger mesh, which is cooler. The idea of 'charging' your shirt seems real peculiar to me, but who knows.
I thought about ways of illustrating the bug thing here. Well, just think of multiple mosquitoes under your glasses even while dripping with repellant. Black fly are like a kind of doc. They specialize in crawling in your ears, eyes, nose and throat.
Several years ago when we using a house as a summer cabin, we noticed that every evening we'd get swarmed by mosquitoes inside. The house wasn't exactly tight, but the doors and windows were screened. We'd light mosquito coils, and they'd go away. The next evening they'd be back.
We finally thought: 'Wait a minute, the house isn't that open, where are they coming from?' Figured it out. The coil didn't kill them, just knocked them out. The next day, they were back for a meal, along with any more that got in. My wife took to sweeping them off the floor into a dustpan and throwing them outside.
Somehow the idea of sweeping mosquitoes into a dustpan stuck with me.