Speaking of bears...We had a nuisance bear here last week (not a large mast crop locally this year)...besides tearing up bird feeders and BBQ grills etc...it was carrying stuff off including a gallon jug of Clorox (chewed several holes in the jug) as well as a spray bottle of Fantastic cleanser...among other things...
If I remember I will post some pics of the bleach jug tomorrow in the wildlife thread...
When I was doing property lines it wasn't uncommon for me to leave a gallon or two of paint on the line to use once I finished spotting and brushing. On a couple occasions I had bears get into it and wat the paint. A colleague who left his chainsaw in the woods came back to find that a bear had grabbed it and tossed it into a tree... the teeth marks in the saw were impressive. (Husky 346XP, the bear had good taste.)