Frankenkubota
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One of the best lines in the movies.....Mrs Doubtfire was explaining to the younger girl about marital affairs.How about Henny Youngman . . .
Guy walks into a bank and says, "This is a Screw-up"
Teller: "You mean a Stick-up"
"No, It's a Screw-up. I forgot my gun.
(I cleaned that up a little. Reads funnier in the original version.)
What about Mom's Mabley? Remember her?
She said, "Making love to my husband is like pushing a car up a hill . . . . . . . . With a rope."
She said.....Mr Doubtfires idea of fore play was......" brace yourself".
I'm laughing just writing it.