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60's and 70's music artists are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:


Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba --- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again.
 
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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
 
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Yep. I took the picture out a window.

But, I’m pretty sure its a black snake which are “good” snakes.

MoKelly
I enjoyed catching them as a kid. I would keep them for a few days and catch a frog for them to eat. I would "tame" them. If you just hold them for a while, they stop trying to bite you. Good times! :)
 
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