The sting of those little devils is the worst. I got stung on the ankle twice; my foot swelled up such that I couldn't get my shoe on. The point of the stings ended up making a couple large scars, with deep pits. Bad boys, those hornets. Been stung by a bumble bee; it's bad enough, but can't compare to the hornets. Oh, BTW, juice from an onion will stop the pain from a bee sting almost immediately...no joke. Won't do anything for the swelling, but it does take care of the pain.
Stung on the ankle ain't noth'n. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
I was clearing some land and there was a tangle of climbing vines, saplings and downed trees that needed cleaning. It was safer to use a machete so I climbed up on a log to reach up to cut down some vines when I noticed a hornets nest at least 20-30 feet away...
Can you see where this is going? :laughing::laughing::laughing:
I figured, figured wrong as it turns out, that the hornets would not be bothered by me whacking down some vines when there home was so far away...
I can tell you right here, and now, that Einstein is WRONG. Flat out, no if, ands, or buts WRONG. It is absolutely, positively possible to exceed the speed of light.
My machete cut the vines and I got stung. It was instantaneous. Wasps can exceed the speed of light.
So I got stung and stung bad. That little !@#$%^&*()_ landed on the tip of my nose, bent its big a.ssed, stinger filled fanny over, and stung me UP IN MY NOSE. :shocked::shocked::shocked: I instinctively swatted at the wasp which sent the machete flying. I swatted so hard, my watch went flying. I was surprised when I found the watch and machete later.
The air turned blue with adult verbal punctuation as I critiqued the wasp's parentage in a must colorful manner that would make sailors and Marines blush.
My nose and face swelled up a bit, turned red and my nose looked like W.C Fields. Or Bozo the Clown.

Did I mention it hurt like heck? I had some itching cream in the truck and slathered that all over my nose so that I looked like W.C. Fields or Bozo the Clown with sun screen. I had to sit down for a good hour to deal with the pain and my eyes that were watering from the swollen nose.
When I had somewhat recovered, I sprayed the !@#$%^&*()_ out of that nest with wasp spray. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
Oddly, this afternoon, I was out splitting firewood when I heard a strange buzzing sound 20-30 feet away from me. I went over to see what was causing the noise and found a big, old yellow jacket wasp attacking a great big flying beetle of some kind. I wish I could have gotten a series of photos but there was not much light and the bugs were in some tall grass. That wasp was stringing the heck out of that beetle and I was surprised how long the bug lived.
Later,
Dan