- Jan 4, 2019
- S Florida Winter/Michigan Summer
- Coming This Summer
We spend time in Florida - Oct-March.
Very busy all the time. Action orientated!
I'm a certified diver, I fished, swam, went to the Beach in my boat when I wasn't fishing (Florida, north of the Keys isn't that great for diving), spear-fished (you gotta 'peg' em or they'll take for a ride. And watch out for sharks), I've gator-hunted, hunted-hunted (i don't kill things for fun but I looked the part. I'l bust a hog. They're good eating [I will kill for food but not for fun])....... The boar's don't taste good unless you go through a whole proces of leaving them on ice (skinned out) until it melts, replace, repeat. Not worth it IMO. Sometimes you can get a 'bar' Hog. They're pretty good.
Things I can't remember or won't admit to Hate Golf. Hate, hate hate it hate it hate hate it.
Too old for that activity now and even if I weren't, you can't near the boat ramps or the beaches and all the property is being built up with more condos for the northern cellulite crowd. You need a gallon of eye-bleach to go near the beaches anymore. If the beached whales don't blind you with their white skin, they'll kill your eyesight with extreme wrinkled ugliness.
In May, they start to leave. Happy Days!! And you can go to the Beaches. The most beautiful women in the world live in Florida. Not even close.
They don't sit around and get fat all winter and a lot of activities down here include water and bathing suits, even in 'winter'. For those, and several other reasons, Florida girls stay in shape much better.
Been over 43 years and to be blunt, I'm over it. Especially the crowds. Mostly the crowds and the fat people. Partly the summers. It isn't that Hurricanes scare me. They don't. I sat outside in the garage with a Jack and Coke and watched Charley go through here like a locomotive.
Give it a few minutes --
What I hate, and what I fear, is when we lose power for 10 days. People, let me tell you..... When it's 95 degrees and 97% humidity, it sucks being without A/C, refrigerators, Ice. the ability to cook, to take a warm shower.... It sucks.
Sorry for the rant.