Ohhhhhhhhhh Harv ( say it like Laura Petrie), I'm so happy for you! Rat...
You stinkin jerk, I've been on this stinkin board longer then you and all I get is stinkin Veteran Member stinkin status and I've never even been in the military, well poop man, I quit, its not fair, I wanna be a "star member" or "Kool Member" or "Thats Mr Big Dog to You" member. Now this member thing has me all worked up, like now were in this big class division thing. Oh its like I can't converse with Mr Star member anymore, he thinks hes so tough. Man, let me at this Muhammad guy, just one shot, in a dark ally, I know I could run faster, Rat..., no, wait, not just Rat, how about "Big Dog Rat Member" !!!!