honesty of a child

[Lloyd_E]

Yup... my 5 year old is always stating how he is going to buy stuff... like "exabators"
and "dump trucks" etc... Good on him... I need those things. So one day I asked him... how are you going to pay for that stuff? He looked at me and said with his biggest "big boy" voice
"FROM THE BANK OF YOU!" Classic!

I still owe him $15 dollars worth of loonies for jobs well done... it's a start. Those "exabators" and "dump trucks" aren't cheap! : )

 

[MossRoad]

Thanks mossroad,I needed a chuckle tonight and that gave it to me,in fact giggle every few minutes.No kiddin from the mouthes of babes:laughingave

Well, then here's one more....

One of my daughters is thinking about becoming a nun. But she also wants to be a mother and a veterinarian. So here's her plan... go to college, become a vet, get married, have kids... "and when my husband dies I can become a nun"

 

[crusty 1]

Well, then here's one more....

One of my daughters is thinking about becoming a nun. But she also wants to be a mother and a veterinarian. So here's her plan... go to college, become a vet, get married, have kids... "and when my husband dies I can become a nun"

Oh the old (end justifies the means),well good for her.I love it when a plan comes together:thumbsupave

 

[crusty 1]

Yup... my 5 year old is always stating how he is going to buy stuff... like "exabators"
and "dump trucks" etc... Good on him... I need those things. So one day I asked him... how are you going to pay for that stuff? He looked at me and said with his biggest "big boy" voice
"FROM THE BANK OF YOU!" Classic!

I still owe him $15 dollars worth of loonies for jobs well done... it's a start. Those "exabators" and "dump trucks" aren't cheap! : )

Well pay up the man has a plan:laughing:Could be a good investment,you,d like to retire early,right?Dave

 

[mburke121]

When my 25 year old was 5, he was cutting up, so I asked him, "Tim, what am I gonna do with you!" With an innocent look and a shrug, he replied " I don't know, turn me over to the state?" Too funny! I'll never forget it!:laughing:

 

[jinman]

Well, then here's one more....

One of my daughters is thinking about becoming a nun. But she also wants to be a mother and a veterinarian. So here's her plan... go to college, become a vet, get married, have kids... "and when my husband dies I can become a nun"

Like mother, like daughter. Are you sure that isn't your wife's plan?:laughing:

 

[MossRoad]

Like mother, like daughter. Are you sure that isn't your wife's plan?:laughing:

Oh, I'm sure it is her plan. But at least we're having fun in my "final days". :thumbsup:

 

[jimmyj]

Ha ha ha. Funny quotes.

Just this year, when the Olympics were about to start they made a big fuss on the news about the torch run. When it came through the city near me the media was all over it. There were big crowds of people cheering, hoopla and more hoopla.

Well, one TV station had a live camera in the crowd near some young boys. When the torch bearer finally came by the boy said, live and loud "Well, that was over-exaggerated"....

It was hilarious.

 

[crusty 1]

years ago we had planted our garden.My son who was about 4-5 at the time wanted to help,the garden was doing well.We had made a trip that summer which took us through Iowa,hundreds of acres of corn fields,my son said wow those people really like corn!:lickingave

 

[tommu56]

I remind my 6 year old grand daughter that I changed her diapers and when I am in diapers she will have to do mine and all she says is POP POP :laughing:

tom