Honey, Beer Me!!!

   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #21  
Dear Pilgrim,
I have admit the 'beer me" plan has got to be the best Kamikaze Plan I have heard of in a long time./w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif. If by any chance your wife buys into this plan, hang on to her for she is a jewel of a woman./w3tcompact/icons/love.gif.
At least you have plenty of local stone to manufacture a headstone./w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif

Best of Luck
Randy
 
   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #22  
AND WHEN DID U ACCUIRE THIS NEED FOR CELIBACY?AND/OR DEATH WISH!
 
   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #23  
Hey, Harv. You should know by now that we can be real flexible! /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif We also don't want to discriminate, so the flags can be used to call for any beverage the wearer wants.

See, I'm with you - I'm one of those "one or two" who don't! That's because in college I was one of those "one or two" who DID! OUCH! My head still hurts sometimes!/w3tcompact/icons/sad.gif/w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif
 
   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #24  
How about two flags, one on each side. A red one for the brews and a yellow one for a twinkie. Never know when you might get hungry out there doing manly things!/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 
   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #25  
When I ran this idea by my wife, she said she would do it, as long as when she is out working, she gets to wear a hat and I have to "beer" her.
 
   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #26  
I thought I was being clever to think that a mailbox should have two flags, one red and one green. The green one to say, "You got mail." Well, I bow to superior wisdom, and tip my hat to you sir. I hope she doesn't use a delivery method that would be dangerous to those downrange, say a propane cannon, compressed air cannon, surgical rubber slingshot, Polish mortar, etc etc.

In case you are working into twilight or darkness maybe you should get a rotating amber beacon to go on the ROPS for night ops of the beer delivery system.


Patrick
 
   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #27  
When it appears as if my Yanmar is trying to climb up on the deck with the engine reving up and down, it really means......"Honey, Beer Here!!!!"
Have to rev the engine a bit, the puny little horn doesn't work right.
 
   / Honey, Beer Me!!! #28  
/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gifROTFLMAO/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif I about spewed coffee all over my screen when I read your post. I agree you need to inplement it all at once and hope all the planets and stars are in alignment or work out a deal like ED does and beer her when she needs one/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif Im behind you 100% and watching.
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Take care, Jim
 

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