ddb123
Platinum Member
Monday around midnight I got home from work and a great, hairy beast was charging up my driveway at me. It was a mighty Shetland pony! Now the stupid thing has been here for 4 days and it won't go away. I've asked all the neighbors (mostly old farmers) if they know anything about it, and nobody does. It has a bridle. I don't have a fence, just a large yard and the thing WON'T LEAVE my yard. At first I tried to be nice, tried to bait it with food. Couldn't get close. Then I tried to lasso it, and that sure didn't work (but my girlfriend thought it was hilarious). Then I tried to chase it off with yells and thrown walnuts, but it just runs to the edge of my yard, gives me the slip, then runs right back into my backyard again. Sometimes it will run into my woods, then as soon as I go into the house, it's back in my yard again!
IT WON'T LEAVE.
IT WON'T LEAVE.