How long do you think it will take to burn?

[TCJatko]

C'mon Mike, your taking all the fun out of it.

-First you must drink at least 6 shots of Jack(this is easy, watch any interview with Romney, whenever he says something dumb..take a shot)
-Then, weave you way into the shop returning with a can of GASOLINE and a Zippo.
-Pour said GASOLINE all over the stump, not to worry about it splashing all over your flip flops because you will lean way back to light it.
-Toss on a few old 18wheeler tires for that black mushroom cloud that immediately signals the EPA to swoop in on their zillion dollar black helicopter.
-Lean in and "click flick"
-Slight delay................, then.............WHOOOOSH
-running away with your feet and flip flops on fire starts the "clock"

:drink:

Whenever he says anything dumb like: "...57 states.." or "You didn't build that..." or "The private sector is doing fine...". No, wait, never mind, that was the "Smartest President Ever" who said that stuff.

 

[MMH]

C'mon Mike, your taking all the fun out of it.

-First you must drink at least 6 shots of Jack(this is easy, watch any interview with Romney, whenever he says something dumb..take a shot)

:drink:

Oh good, we will have fun with this one...

-Then, weave you way into the shop returning with a can of GASOLINE and a Zippo.
-Pour said GASOLINE all over the stump, not to worry about it splashing all over your flip flops because you will lean way back to light it.
-Toss on a few old 18wheeler tires for that black mushroom cloud that immediately signals the EPA to swoop in on their zillion dollar black helicopter.
-Lean in and "click flick"
-Slight delay................, then.............WHOOOOSH
-running away with your feet and flip flops on fire starts the "clock"

:drink:

Not so fast. First of all, tractorski DIDN'T GET THAT STUMP OUT. After all he may have used a Chines Tractor that we all helped build with the $0.40 borrowed of each dollar owed by the US Debt.

Secondly, did tactorski get appropriate permits from the tyranical EPA? We cannot be allowed to burn anything w/o understanding the full environmental impact. (Don't worry about the important people such as Gore, all of the rules are for the rest of us 'little people'.

Finally, can Tractorski undertake such a dangerous activity. Afterall since the Gubmint is providing FREE healthcare (punishable by penalty if one does does not purchase the free healthcare) then they getr to decide what activities are adequately safe for us to participate in.

CAN WE GET THE F'IN LIBS LIKE MotorSeven OFF OF TRACTORBYNET???

 

[Lava Rancher]

We're here to discuss tractors. Folks on various points of the political spectrum are interested in tractors. What their politics are doesn't concern me. If you don't like political discussions and asides I'd sugest leading by example.

 

[MotorSeven]

Lava, calm down, we are all just having a little fun here. Good one MMH, I almost spewed my sipping whisky! And don't get me going on our "Pres"....that's just way way too easy:laughing:

 

[Mace Canute]

The more dirt you can get out from the roots, the better it will burn too, especially if it's had a chance to dry out for a while.
NormL suggested setting it on top of some old hay bales which would work great but if you could find some flax straw bales now...that would be the ticket!

 

[BoFuller]

Wow Mace, you threw me for a minute. Then I realized you were giving a serious answer. It just seemed odd after splitting a gut on the previous answers!

 

[Mike476]

As a Cdn waiting for an invite to the party, and in keeping with history, I can bring the whiskey.

 

[tractorski]

Here's a little more info, it came from a maple tree it will be put on/in a brush pile around the size of a double wide trailer which I will keep feeding with more brush as I remove it. This is a 1 acre clearing project I am doing. There will be no petroleum products used and all permits will be obtained. Although I do like the leaf blower idea. The picture is after 2 hours of plucking small trees out of the ground.

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[GLyford]

Although I do like the leaf blower idea.

My brother is a tree warden for his town. His favorite way to reduce a brush pile is a dozer (to keep it fed) and 4 guys with leaf blowers.

 

[tractorski]

I think I try to use my 9hp walk behind blower, that should make it burn!!!!

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