How to get rid of snaping turtles in farm pond

Junkman · Apr 26, 2005

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Now if you are not married, then I'm sure Junkman can give you the address of his EX. I suspect that she is none to agreeable about now and would likely be a good substitute for a M-I-L. )

The ex is back..... the appellate court invalidated the divorce decree.... /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Panache · Apr 27, 2005

( The ex is back..... the appellate court invalidated the divorce decree.... /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif )

Sounds like a country song played backwards... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

getut · Apr 27, 2005

( Sounds like a country song played backwards... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif )

You gotta warn people when your gonna say something that funny. All my coworkers stuck their head in my cubicle wondering what in the heck I was laughing so hard at. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Bob_Skurka · Apr 27, 2005

(Now if you are not married, then I'm sure Junkman can give you the address of his EX. I suspect that she is none to agreeable about now and would likely be a good substitute for a M-I-L. )


The ex is back..... the appellate court invalidated the divorce decree....

Junkman 

Junkman, sorry to hear about the unfortunate turn of events. I presume you will appeal the decision all the way up to the state supreme court? How is she getting along with your new wife (PineRidge's daughter)?

But back to the original poster's question, I suppose that tossing JUNKMAN into the pond would get rid of the snappers. With 2 women being married to him now, my guess is that he is not in too good of a mood most days and might just give those turtles the battle of their lives. Besides, New Englanders aren't known for being friendly to begin with /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

jpr62902 · Apr 27, 2005

"Just make sure you don't toss in a lawyer ..."

Reminds me of the time I went swimmin' in the pond at the family farm. The water felt great that hot summer day, but all of a sudden it starts bubblin' around the edges. The next thing I see is a buncha snappers runnin' a skeered from the pond -- I coulda sworn I heard 'em screamin'.

"What the ............. ?" I thought, but then I remembered.

I had just passed the bar exam. Anyone need my services? /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

This amusing (or not so amusing) anecdote is offered for entertainment value only. Its proclaimant cannot attest to its veracity, and thus it should not be considered factual. Any reliance on this anecdote and change of position to one's detriment is done so at one's own peril. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Junkman · Apr 27, 2005

( Junkman, sorry to hear about the unfortunate turn of events. I presume you will appeal the decision all the way up to the state supreme court? How is she getting along with your new wife (PineRidge's daughter)?)

She has returned to the trailer and has parked it along side of the corn field at the PineRidge Estate for that homey feeling. She also has filed for an annulment. Since Mike never came through with the promised dowry, is is OK with me. The only difficult part is having to give back the 3 pigs we received as a wedding gift. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

( Besides, New Englanders aren't known for being friendly to begin with /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif )

Come now, when did you ever find that a New Englander wasn't friendly? You must have us mixed up with those New Yorkers..... a totally different breed from New Englanders... /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

To be continued..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

ByronBob · Apr 27, 2005

You must have us mixed up with those New Yorkers.....

Whoa!!!!!!!! Where did that come from?? /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Are you still mad at me over the LBrown59 thing? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Junkman · Apr 27, 2005

OOOOOoooooooooPPPPPPPPPPppppppppSSSSSSSSSSSssss

Forgot that there is two halves to NY...... the lower half (ugly) and the upper half... (friendly)... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Don't remember anything that you have ever said to me that would make me mad, angry, cross, etc. at you.... Please forgive my slip of the fingers and mind... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

froggy · Apr 27, 2005

"If you are married, you can toss in your mother-in-law."

Man, you really must hate turtles! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif