Pooh_Bear
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- Joined
- Jan 2, 2005
- Messages
- 763
- Tractor
- Early 1949 Ford 8N
Oh no, I have never.......
Poured the oil in without replacing the drain plug
Poured the antifreeze in without closing the drain
Unloaded the boat off the trailer with the drain plug out
Mounted the tines on the rottatiller backwards and wondered why it wouldn't till
Put lawnmower blades on backwards upside down
Try to push start a motorcycle for miles before turning the gas on
Pulled the lawnmower starter rope for hours before filling the empty gas tank
No not me never done any of those things.
Worst thing I ever done,
me and a friend were out 4wheeling one afternoon in a beat up old dodge truck.
I had bought the truck for $225 dollars. It had a homemade wooden bed.
The door latches were missing and the doors were wired shut.
The back window was broke out.
So this was a perfect truck for 4wheeling in.
We got over on one of the mountains near here to the top of a cliff.
We got out to look over the cliff. After looking for a while I went up and started the engine. He hollared at me to come here so I got out and left the engine running out of gear.
I went back over to the edge to see what he wanted. He was just throwing rocks off to listen to how long it took for them to hit bottom. Long way down. We turned around to go back to the truck and leave and we saw the truck coming at us.
We ran up to it but couldn't get the doors open so we just had to let it go.
It went straight toward the edge of the cliff.
It went straight down nose first and when it hit the bed shattered and spread all over the bottom.
Last I saw it was when I climbed down there to clean out my tools and stuff.
That was in 1986 and its still there far as I know.
I heard people have picked some parts off it.
Trust me when I say you have in no way whatsoever cornered the market on stupid.
Pooh Bear
"a bear of very little brain"
and what little I have is all fluff.
Poured the oil in without replacing the drain plug
Poured the antifreeze in without closing the drain
Unloaded the boat off the trailer with the drain plug out
Mounted the tines on the rottatiller backwards and wondered why it wouldn't till
Put lawnmower blades on backwards upside down
Try to push start a motorcycle for miles before turning the gas on
Pulled the lawnmower starter rope for hours before filling the empty gas tank
No not me never done any of those things.
Worst thing I ever done,
me and a friend were out 4wheeling one afternoon in a beat up old dodge truck.
I had bought the truck for $225 dollars. It had a homemade wooden bed.
The door latches were missing and the doors were wired shut.
The back window was broke out.
So this was a perfect truck for 4wheeling in.
We got over on one of the mountains near here to the top of a cliff.
We got out to look over the cliff. After looking for a while I went up and started the engine. He hollared at me to come here so I got out and left the engine running out of gear.
I went back over to the edge to see what he wanted. He was just throwing rocks off to listen to how long it took for them to hit bottom. Long way down. We turned around to go back to the truck and leave and we saw the truck coming at us.
We ran up to it but couldn't get the doors open so we just had to let it go.
It went straight toward the edge of the cliff.
It went straight down nose first and when it hit the bed shattered and spread all over the bottom.
Last I saw it was when I climbed down there to clean out my tools and stuff.
That was in 1986 and its still there far as I know.
I heard people have picked some parts off it.
Trust me when I say you have in no way whatsoever cornered the market on stupid.
Pooh Bear
"a bear of very little brain"
and what little I have is all fluff.
